FilthyHerman

Move over Tarzan, Herman is here !

Herman from Bran, heart of Dracula Country in Carpathian Mountains, so too damn cold for loin cloth in winter. Here we have much inbreeding; lots of peoples with dimple chin; six fingers and three nipples. In my case no nipples, but stylish bolt through neck. Nice 😉👍

Transylvania is great but beaches not so good as nowhere near sea 😆

Although IQ is only 89, am regarded as genius by local peoples who average is 81.

Am loving old shows, especially Munsters, but Adams family far too pretty to be taken seriously.🦇

Herman is lover of life and peoples, and will chat if you want. Am liking joke, but often not understand them, so like Herman have to be simple. Favourite joke is one about monkey treading on land mine; always tell that at dinner parties, not that Herman gets invited to many ☹️

Best friend is Mitchka, Gorilla at zoo where is working; we share bananas together, but have to be careful as still illegal in Romania.

Koko, gorilla in USA had 1000 words in sign language. At zoo and trying teaching Mitchka same. He smart arse bastard though and has IQ tested at 91 !


Let’s have good game and enjoy. Good luck both of us. Very nice !


Herman Petrescu 😁