Clans
05 Sep 17
Originally posted by @very-rustyI went to a pet shop one day and asked if "i could buy a wasp"
roma,
LOL....We can't count that possibility out for sure! 😉
-VR
"Don't be daft we don't sell wasps" said an angry goad as he headed towards the toilet mop in hand
"Er. But you have one in your window"
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeNothing wrong with the 70s
Ah, how lovely to reminisce with a joke from the 1970s.
At least your suit would be in fashion .
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeI imagine you with a ponytail bald head and a small goatee beard.
Savile Row not to your liking old chap?
Cowboy boots jeans but with a dress shirt and waist coat
In your spare time (between soaps)
You hang around golf courses saying you are thinking of joining but as you are in other golf clubs you won't bother. being doing that a few years now.
I know I am good
Originally posted by @roma45Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.
I imagine you with a ponytail bald head and a small goatee beard.
Cowboy boots jeans but with a dress shirt and waist coat
In your spare time (between soaps)
You hang around golf courses saying you are thinking of joining but as you are in other golf clubs you won't bother. being doing that a few years now.
I know I am good
Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeI always wear two pairs of trousers when I play golf.
Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.
Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
Just in case I get a hole in one.
Only hit two good balls last week after I stood on a rake.
I worked at the Ryder cup a few years ago not really a golf lover though.
Hockey is a sport
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeI always wear two pairs of trousers when I play golf.
Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.
Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
Just in case I get a hole in one.
Only hit two good balls last week after I stood on a rake.
I worked at the Ryder cup a few years ago not really a golf lover though.
Hockey is a sport
I just posted that twice for dramatic effect
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukegoad,
Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
You would like golf, no chance of getting hit playing that sport, unless it is by a golf ball. 😉
Don't ever be sure of what Rusty will agree to, very presumptuous of you. 😛
-VR
Originally posted by @very-rustyI believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
goad,
You would like golf, no chance of getting hit playing that sport, unless it is by a golf ball. 😉
Don't ever be sure of what Rusty will agree to, very presumptuous of you. 😛
-VR
Originally posted by @radioactive69I heard goad got banned from his local golf course for dropping his pants in front of the ball cleaning machine
I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
Ball cleaning machine or a chaney as we call it. Great at polishing Robbies balls
08 Sep 17
Originally posted by @radioactive69radio,
I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
IF anyone knows it would be maiden gertrude. 😉
-VR
08 Sep 17
Originally posted by @roma45Since you mention Chaney, strange that he too appears to have vanished. Why could that be?
I heard goad got banned from his local golf course for dropping his pants in front of the ball cleaning machine
Ball cleaning machine or a chaney as we call it. Great at polishing Robbies balls
08 Sep 17
Originally posted by @startreaderHe's serving out a short forum ban apparently. Not sure what post it relates to.
Since you mention Chaney, strange that he too appears to have vanished. Why could that be?
08 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeThere are many of his posts that were removed, same as robbie, who is also on a vacation from the forums we like to call it. 😉
He's serving out a short forum ban apparently. Not sure what post it relates to.
-VR