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roma45
st johnstone

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
roma,

LOL....We can't count that possibility out for sure! 😉

-VR
I went to a pet shop one day and asked if "i could buy a wasp"

"Don't be daft we don't sell wasps" said an angry goad as he headed towards the toilet mop in hand

"Er. But you have one in your window"

Ghost of a Duke

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07 Sep 17

Originally posted by @roma45
I went to a pet shop one day and asked if "i could buy a wasp"

"Don't be daft we don't sell wasps" said an angry goad as he headed towards the toilet mop in hand

"Er. But you have one in your window"
Ah, how lovely to reminisce with a joke from the 1970s.

roma45
st johnstone

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Ah, how lovely to reminisce with a joke from the 1970s.
Nothing wrong with the 70s

At least your suit would be in fashion .

Ghost of a Duke

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07 Sep 17

Originally posted by @roma45
Nothing wrong with the 70s

At least your suit would be in fashion .
Savile Row not to your liking old chap?

roma45
st johnstone

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Savile Row not to your liking old chap?
I imagine you with a ponytail bald head and a small goatee beard.
Cowboy boots jeans but with a dress shirt and waist coat
In your spare time (between soaps)
You hang around golf courses saying you are thinking of joining but as you are in other golf clubs you won't bother. being doing that a few years now.
I know I am good

Ghost of a Duke

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Originally posted by @roma45
I imagine you with a ponytail bald head and a small goatee beard.
Cowboy boots jeans but with a dress shirt and waist coat
In your spare time (between soaps)
You hang around golf courses saying you are thinking of joining but as you are in other golf clubs you won't bother. being doing that a few years now.
I know I am good
Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.

Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).

roma45
st johnstone

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.

Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
I always wear two pairs of trousers when I play golf.
Just in case I get a hole in one.

Only hit two good balls last week after I stood on a rake.


I worked at the Ryder cup a few years ago not really a golf lover though.
Hockey is a sport

roma45
st johnstone

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Rather freakishly sir, you just described my postman.

Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
I always wear two pairs of trousers when I play golf.
Just in case I get a hole in one.

Only hit two good balls last week after I stood on a rake.


I worked at the Ryder cup a few years ago not really a golf lover though.
Hockey is a sport

I just posted that twice for dramatic effect

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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07 Sep 17

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Do like golf though,which unlike hockey, is actually a sport. (I'm sure Rusty will agree).
goad,

You would like golf, no chance of getting hit playing that sport, unless it is by a golf ball. 😉

Don't ever be sure of what Rusty will agree to, very presumptuous of you. 😛

-VR

radioactive69
Fun, fun fun!!

On the beach

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08 Sep 17

Originally posted by @very-rusty
goad,

You would like golf, no chance of getting hit playing that sport, unless it is by a golf ball. 😉

Don't ever be sure of what Rusty will agree to, very presumptuous of you. 😛

-VR
I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.

roma45
st johnstone

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Originally posted by @radioactive69
I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
I heard goad got banned from his local golf course for dropping his pants in front of the ball cleaning machine
Ball cleaning machine or a chaney as we call it. Great at polishing Robbies balls

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by @radioactive69
I believe he doesn't mind grabbing hold of the shaft of his wood and sinking a ball or two. So Lemondrop says anyway.
radio,

IF anyone knows it would be maiden gertrude. 😉

-VR

Startreader

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Originally posted by @roma45
I heard goad got banned from his local golf course for dropping his pants in front of the ball cleaning machine
Ball cleaning machine or a chaney as we call it. Great at polishing Robbies balls
Since you mention Chaney, strange that he too appears to have vanished. Why could that be?

Ghost of a Duke

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Originally posted by @startreader
Since you mention Chaney, strange that he too appears to have vanished. Why could that be?
He's serving out a short forum ban apparently. Not sure what post it relates to.

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
He's serving out a short forum ban apparently. Not sure what post it relates to.
There are many of his posts that were removed, same as robbie, who is also on a vacation from the forums we like to call it. 😉

-VR

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