Sentence Competition

Originally posted by Raven69
How do you weep a bed?

Originally posted by joneschr
I think he meant wet his bed.

Originally posted by Nordlys
In that case, the p is a logical addition.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Cry me a river, weep me a bed.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Funny you should mention this. There are these devices called batteries, see...

Originally posted by adramforall
Nah, you really need to use the device, batteries are just too small and slippery when wet. 😛

Originally posted by Suzianne
Yes, but only after inserting said batteries into said device. Then all is happy happy again.

It was a dark and stormy night when I first tried entering this competition.

Originally posted by adam warlock
It was a dark and stormy night when I first tried entering this competition.

Originally posted by sonhouse
It was a dark and a stormy night and then it wasn't.

Is/was the deadline the dark and stormy last night or the dark and stormy midnight tonight?

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Sounds like the Hippy Dippy Weather Man's weather report! "Dark. Scattered light towards morning."

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Is/was the deadline the dark and stormy last night or the dark and stormy midnight tonight?

Originally posted by duecer
It was a dark and stormy night ...when I was woken out of a fitful sleep by a huge crash. Racing to the window I looked out into utter blackness called night. Suddenly a flash of lightning turned back the darkness if only for a moment. What I saw in that moment will haunt my dreams forever.

Originally posted by duecer
I declare myself the winner😏😛