Originally posted by darvlayWell if you accepted Christ and your friends saw that your life change they would want Chrsit to.
What's a wemp?
You are partly correct, though. I am deathly afraid of Christianity in all its forms and disguises. Think of the losses if I accept! My girlfriend would surely leave me once I informed her sex was out of the question (is dry-humping permitted?). My friends would never again invite me out to party. I wouldn't be allowed to play in my ...[text shortened]... l goddamn day.
A life like that. I'm afraid. Very afraid. Dare I say it, I'm a wemp.
Originally posted by BigDoggProblemSee , all the more reason those two should play butt pirate . It would get them off the hook for all those impure thoughts about girls .
Good luck on getting married ... Jeebus said "He who looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart".
Originally posted by RBHILLCan you beat up your dummy till you find the right girl , or is that a sin ? Or does it depend on what/who you're thinking about while you're strangling the pope ? No impure thoughts at all ? So what do you do , think about jesus while you're boxing the clown ?
ah that is way you get married. The Bible says if a believer doesn't want to be alone he should marry.
Originally posted by invigorateWhen you give your life to CHRIST, then HE is all in your life.Your life is in HIM. HE helps you at every moment of the day, in all part of your life.
Correction:
I gave myself to Jesus and now he never calls
Jesus answered them, I told you, and you believe not: the works I do in my father's name, they bear witness of me. But you believe not, because ye are not my sheep, as I said unto you. My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: And I give them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. My Father , which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able pluck them out of my Father's hand. I and my Father are one. JOHN 10:25-32
Or did you walk away, from JESUS CHRIST