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Originally posted by wedgehead2
there might be more highlights- it just took me about an hour to access those pages I posted. I guess its slow loading because its so popular.
Popular for a good belly laugh.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
http://www.conservapedia.com
WARNING: Currently this bastion of the Right truth is being vandalized by a bunch of ignorant terrorist scum who hate America. Beware.

This bit however isn't vandalized:
[b]According to leading conservative thinkers, no good Christian would ever be a Democrat. For example, Ann Coulter says "The Democrats are giving aid and ...[text shortened]... e topic is American. Conservapedia favors American spellings of words.
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"According to leading conservative thinkers, no good Christian would ever be a Democrat."

No "good Christian" would ever be a Republican either. Maybe that's why so many people stay at home on election day.

There is still hope for the US and the world ......

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Originally posted by wib
After reading all those highlights - I'm glad I can't access it. My browser must have a BS filter on it.
No offense, but it cant be a very good BS filter. It still gets you to the debates forum every time! 🙄

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Originally posted by kmax87
No offense, but it cant be a very good BS filter. It still gets you to the debates forum every time! 🙄
I have to override it to get here! 🙂

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I thought I'd see what their history was like. The single most impressive tactical victory of all time was Hannibal's at the Battle of Cannae fought on the second of August 216 BC (note that wikipedia gives it as 216 BC and not 216 BCE), sadly conservapedia hadn't heard of it. Fair enough, I can't imagine that it's a priority. So I tryed the Battle of Waterloo:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Battle_of_Waterloo

"The Battle of Waterloo was in June 1815. It marked the end of The Hundred Days when Prussia and Great Britain defeated Napoleon. It marked the end of Napoleon's reign and his exile to an island. Unfortunately it is not known which island this was."

In the US conservatives form the government, God help us.

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Originally posted by DeepThought
In the US conservatives form the government, God help us.
God put them there!

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Contras
From Conservapedia

The Contras were the anti-communist party of Nicaragua in the 1980s. The United States supported the Contras by selling weapons to Iran, a prominent Muslim nation. Normally this would have been illegal, but it was done by President Reagan, so that was okay.


Not sure whether this is one that has been vandalised or not. 😕

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United States of America
The USA is rightly considered by its patriotic citizens to be the best country in the world. Previously such beliefs (also known as Manifest destiny) were held by citizens of former superpowers, such as the Roman Empire, the Soviet Union and the Third Reich
Nazis
All Nazis are atheists. However, in fairness, it should be noted that not all atheists are necessarily Nazis (for example, some are Communists)

I'm loving the mental picture when I visualise the guy who wrote this.

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Originally posted by mrstabby
United States of America
The USA is rightly considered by its patriotic citizens to be the best country in the world. Previously such beliefs (also known as Manifest destiny) were held by citizens of former superpowers, such as the Roman Empire, the Soviet Union and the Third Reich
Nazis
All Nazis are atheists. However, in fairness, it should be noted th ...[text shortened]... some are Communists)

I'm loving the mental picture when I visualise the guy who wrote this.
Are you kidding me???? Is that actually printed there? That's gotta be a vandal.

"All Nazis are athiests". That's a hoot. Oh well, vandal or not, it's certainly funny.

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Originally posted by wib
Are you kidding me???? Is that actually printed there? That's gotta be a vandal.

"All Nazis are athiests". That's a hoot. Oh well, vandal or not, it's certainly funny.
I don't think it's a vandal - I think that, well this is the about page:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:About

"Tired of the LIBERAL BIAS every time you search on Google and a Wikipedia page appears? Now it's time for the Conservatives to get our voice out on the internet!

Conservapedia began in November 2006, as the class project for a World History class of 58 advanced homeschooled and college-bound students meeting in New Jersey.

Conservapedia has since grown enormously, including contributors nationwide. Conservapedia already has over one-half the number of entries as the Oxford Dictionary of World History. Conservapedia is rapidly becoming one of the largest and most reliable online educational resources of its kind."


Bunch of kids done it. Shame they didn't check that Napoleon was sent to St. Helena before they wrote the entry.

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Homeschooled Christians (according to my new favourite website, the brilliant Conservapedia)

Leonardo da Vinci
Claude Monet
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Stonewall Jackson
John Paul Jones
Robert E. Lee
Douglas MacArthur
George Patton

Alexander Graham Bell
Thomas Edison
Cyrus McCormick
Orville and Wilbur Wright

George Washington
John Quincy Adams
James Madison
William Henry Harrison
John Tyler
Abraham Lincoln
Theodore Roosevelt

Joan of Arc
John the Baptist
Jesus Christ
William Cary
Jonathan Edwards
Dwight L. Moody
John Newton
Charles Wesley
John Wesley
Brigham Young

George Washington Carver
Pierre Curie
Charles Louis Montesquieu
Blaise Pascal
Bernhard Riemann
Booker T. Washington

Winston Churchill
Patrick Henry
William Penn
Henry Clay

John Jay
John Marshall
John Rutledge

Hans Christian Andersen
Pearl S. Buck
Agatha Christie
Charles Dickens
Bret Harte
C.S. Lewis
Sean O’Casey
George Bernard Shaw
Mark Twain
Daniel Webster

George Clymer
William Livingston
George Mason
Charles Pickney III
George Wyeth

Ansel Adams
Clara Barton
John Burroughs
Andrew Carnegie
George Rogers Clark
Florence Nightingale
Leo Tolstoy

Charles Fletcher Lummis
Christopher Paolini

Exactly how Jesus was a homeschooled christian i'm not sure.

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Originally posted by wedgehead2
Exactly how Jesus was a homeschooled christian i'm not sure.
It is like Shakespeare being taught Shakespeare. 😉

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Originally posted by lausey
It is like Shakespeare being taught Shakespeare. 😉
indeed. 😕

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Originally posted by lausey
It is like Shakespeare being taught Shakespeare. 😉
Shakespeare went to a school, as is well known. They can't actually claim him as home schooled.

Edit: and isn't in the list, don't confuse me.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Join the Libertarian party!
or just pis on politics as a whole...
it's so corrupt at this point, no point in cairing...
dems don't care about gay rights... they just "voice" for the queers because when they do, they get funding...
just the same way the Republican party doesn't care about gun control...
they just voice it so they'll get funds from the NRA
it's all about money people, get used to it...

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