Women are horrrrrrrrrible...
They are the bane of sane existence.
I swear to God: "I wish I was gay. A gay man is a happy man."
OH YES....
WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!
Don't let their juggling protruberances, their smooth skins and their moist lips (it's their bloody mouths I'm talking about...how come all the filth hangs out on this forum???) fool you!
Listen to the King:
"You're the devil in disguise...Oh yes you are..."
And he wasn't talking about Rush Limbaugh!
Originally posted by harishharish"You smiled, you spoke, and I believed,
But still its a debate topic that Boys are not that that much good as you see most of them are bad , terrorists while I do'nt think any beautiful girl or lady is bad ...🙂*)
By every word and smile deceived.
Another man would hope no more;
Nor hope I what I hoped before:
But let not this last wish be vain;
Deceive, deceive me once again! "
Walter Savage Landor
Originally posted by stocken"Swing it in the bathroom, swing it in the kitchen, most folks dont because theyr too busy b**hing, Swing it in there coz she wants me to feed her, so i mixed up the batter and she licked the beater"
"You smiled, you spoke, and I believed,
By every word and smile deceived.
Another man would hope no more;
Nor hope I what I hoped before:
But let not this last wish be vain;
Deceive, deceive me once again! "
Walter Savage Landor
Warrant - Cherry Pie
Originally posted by stockenThanks for a beautiful poem 🙂 Yes I know girls are best. See write of Harry Potter. I like that character very much .. 🙂
"You smiled, you spoke, and I believed,
By every word and smile deceived.
Another man would hope no more;
Nor hope I what I hoped before:
But let not this last wish be vain;
Deceive, deceive me once again! "
Walter Savage Landor