INDEPENDENCE DAY - Or...

Originally posted by darvlay
How are we boring?

Originally posted by Delmer
No country with hockey for the national sport could be boring! Now soccer would be another thing entirely...

Originally posted by darvlay
Not true. The national sport of Canada is actually Lacrosse. Believe it or not!

Originally posted by darvlay
Not true. The national sport of Canada is actually Lacrosse. Believe it or not!

Originally posted by Delmer
You know, darv. I knew that, just had forgotten it. I have a friend who played Lacrosse in the Rochester, NY area when he was younger. He also played Lacrosse for Ohio State University when he was in college. Anyway, that makes Canada even more exciting.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yeah , I get a chubby just thinking about moose , salted smoked meats , and snow .

Originally posted by Bowmann
But at least we try to keep as many as we can in Wales.

Originally posted by zeeblebot
canada, sweet canada ...

no more freeway noise, or traffic jams .... escalating mortgages ... standing in line at the restaurant ... loud music from the next car over ...

Originally posted by ivangrice
No more electricity, or relevance to the world at large. No more culture, sophistication or academic excellence...no more distinction in the arts and popular music...

Originally posted by sonhouse
I dont think wales are big enough, besides, they would start leaking
out the blowhole🙂

Originally posted by Canadaguy
cute, but what aboot canada? if all the criminals went to australia, and madmen to the U.S what did Canada get?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Beavers, huge rabid f'ing beavers and enormous smelly moose!

edit: and some of the hottest women in the world.

edit: and pot, f'ing great pot.

PS
Canada is really really boring, you wouldn't like it here at all.
Nothing to see here, move along!
EDIT: I fell asleep ten times before lunch and once before I wrote this edit, which I originally wanted to include in my post but 😴 somehow it didn't make it. It's Friday right?