19 Jun 22
@shavixmir saidPlease Shav, the world needs a page a day calendar of Shav's RHP Witticisms. I want to give them as Christmas gifts.
Suck it turd, suck it.
- Shavixmir -
@lipareeno saidYou say that like being gay is a bad thing.
@shavixmir
See?
You're obsessed with butts and poop.
So gay.
You little incel, you.
Come out the closet. We know you’re in there!
@sleepyguy saidLie on the couch, go on, and tell us all about your dad smacking your mum and your mum’s love of BBC.
Please Shav, the world needs a page a day calendar of Shav's RHP Witticisms. I want to give them as Christmas gifts.
- blast from years ago -
@lipareeno saidSir, I have some information for you, I suggest you prepare yourself as necessary, this information will test your bounds of incredulity, this information has broken people before, people like suzi and kev have become catatonic bores rather than face the gravity of this information.
@shavixmir
See?
You're obsessed with butts and poop.
So gay.
Are you ready?
Shagdoody thinks he's being funny.
Not only that.
(we're going to step it up a level here, so hold onto your head lest the top of your skull flys off, your disbelief will be so great it cannot be contained)
Shagdoody thinks he's funny and witty.
Apologies in retrospect for being so blunt in conveying this news, take all the time needed for recovery.
@wajoma saidNo. See. This is what you constantly fail to comprehend, you little Aussie incel, you: I am funny.
Sir, I have some information for you, I suggest you prepare yourself as necessary, this information will test your bounds of incredulity, this information has broken people before, people like suzi and kev have become catatonic bores rather than face the gravity of this information.
Are you ready?
Shagdoody thinks he's being funny.
Not only that.
(we're going to st ...[text shortened]... gies in retrospect for being so blunt in conveying this news, take all the time needed for recovery.
And you can’t handle it.
You’re like a wee jealous stalker constantly nibbling at the doorbell, but never getting in.
But your personality is like a fart in a space suit. There’s no way you’ll ever be witty, funny, accepted or loved.
So, go back to your fake croc boots and syphilitic koala’s, lie on your back and think of how much you wish you were me, as you spank yer little monkey raw.
