Stang, I'm working on...

Originally posted by no1marauder
Of course you're right; if it wasn't for STANG, this forum would be just like Lincoln v. Douglas.

So there's Lincoln, tall and gangly, and there's Douglas, compact and manicured, and they're not talking, just staring at the audience where a kangaroo is jumping up and down yelling, "Violence leads to violence!" There is the crack of a pistol shot. The kangaroo crumples to the ground. A frontiersman spits, unsheathes his skinning knife and says, "That it does." And everyone adjourns to the nearest tavern for a jug and a discussion on the various uses of kangaroo skin and the quality of kangaroo meat.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'll be that guy Del. Can I be him? Please let me hurt Stang, Del, pretty please. I'll give you my motorcycle.

That really is tempting, SQ. But, just to be fair, I suppose I'd better wait until the cast auditions finish. But, hmmm, a motorcycle ... a Harley?

Wait a minute, SQ, who mentioned Stang? Maybe the kangaroo is named Floppy, or Mopsie, or Gnats...