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https://apnews.com/article/trump-sneakers-sneaker-con-philadelphia-4de093eda6f8d1c68baf8fe8095f777b

Donald Trump made a highly unusual stop Saturday, hawking new Trump-branded sneakers at “Sneaker Con,” a gathering that bills itself as the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”

The shoes, shiny gold high tops with an American flag detail on the back, are being sold as “Never Surrender High-Tops” for $399 on a new website that also sells other Trump-branded shoes and “Victory47” cologne and perfume for $99 a bottle.

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For only $400 Trump sneakers can be yours:

https://images.wsj.net/im-927254?width=700&size=1.5005861664712778&pixel_ratio=1.5

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@vivify said
https://apnews.com/article/trump-sneakers-sneaker-con-philadelphia-4de093eda6f8d1c68baf8fe8095f777b

Donald Trump made a highly unusual stop Saturday, hawking new Trump-branded sneakers at “Sneaker Con,” a gathering that bills itself as the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”

The shoes, shiny gold high tops with an American flag detail on the back, are being sold ...[text shortened]... also sells other Trump-branded shoes and “Victory47” cologne and perfume for $99 a bottle.
More like Con Sneaker.

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@suzianne said
More like Con Sneaker.
This is more within your price capacity and abilities too. Try to stay inside the lines:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/197422931-trumptastical

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@vivify said
https://apnews.com/article/trump-sneakers-sneaker-con-philadelphia-4de093eda6f8d1c68baf8fe8095f777b

Donald Trump made a highly unusual stop Saturday, hawking new Trump-branded sneakers at “Sneaker Con,” a gathering that bills itself as the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”

The shoes, shiny gold high tops with an American flag detail on the back, are being sold ...[text shortened]... also sells other Trump-branded shoes and “Victory47” cologne and perfume for $99 a bottle.
Hahaha grifters gotta grift
His base will buy them which will be handy for the mental health profession, they’ll be able to spot them a mile of, and easily net them, cos sure as night follows day you won’t be able to run in them.

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@kevcvs57 said
Hahaha grifters gotta grift
His base will buy them which will be handy for the mental health profession, they’ll be able to spot them a mile of, and easily net them, cos sure as night follows day you won’t be able to run in them.
I find Vivify's post to be be gay. Sorry. Not Vivify, but the post. That it deserves some discussion. Wish I had thought of gold sneakers.....to make money...which Kev calls 'being greedy'. I don't think I have ever heard the word greed used by someone.
I wonder who will smash and grab the sneaker store? Hey, they all wear black outfits, where do they get these black outfits?

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I found the perfect shoes for the manchild who marinates in Tang every night to maintain an otherworldly orange-peel complexion:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Odd-Sox-Cheetos-Fun-Plush-Indoor-Novelty-Slipper-Big-Cozy-Large/1181664223?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101020814

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@suzianne said
More like Con Sneaker.
Or Sneaker Con Con?

I can hear the fast-talking radio advertisement already: "All Trump-brand sneakers come standard in XXX-wide sizes with discreet 3-inch lifts, pre-tied laces, and swastika-patterned tread. Normally $200 dollars a shoe but now on sale for $400 dollars a pair."

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The official sneaker of men who need help walking down a ramp.

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@vivify said
The official sneaker of men who need help walking down a ramp.
Maybe the shoes come with a bluetooth phone app that, with a voice command, actives little wheels in the soles so the wearer can roll down the ramp.

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@vivify said
The official sneaker of men who need help walking down a ramp.
Really?? When dozy joe falls up the stairs? More than once?? Falls off a stationary bike, and trips on flat surfaces?? You people are desperate for a win.

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@djj said
Really?? When dozy joe falls up the stairs? More than once?? You people are hard up for a win.
But, in reality, the more Don the Con opens his orange gob the more winning his opposition achieves.

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@djj said
Really?? When dozy joe falls up the stairs? More than once?? Falls off a stationary bike, and trips on flat surfaces?? You people are desperate for a win.
Here's the difference: Joe got up each time. Trump needed a grown man to hold his hand walking down a ramp.

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@djj said
Really?? When dozy joe falls up the stairs? More than once?? Falls off a stationary bike, and trips on flat surfaces?? You people are desperate for a win.
I think you should edit your post 9 more times.

Just to be sure.

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All good.

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