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A board with nails in it

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I have a problem with losers who buy drugs from the house up the street. They think they are fooling the cops by cutting through my back yard instead of walking down the street. I won't call the cops because that is not my style. I like to solve my own problems. 🙂
Tonight it has snowed...a lot...so I blocked one pathway at the back of my house with a huge snowbank filled with bricks and loose boards. It is about 6 feet high and 5 feet wide. Took me forever to build it.
Right next to that snowbank is the "other pathway" that all these punk drug users walk through. I built the huge snowbank to gaurantee that they would take the usual path that they always take.
What is so special about their usual path? Well I shoveled it for them. Got rid of all the snow so they won't have a problem walking through my yard.
I also put 3 boards down with 6 inch nails sticking up. Each board is 3 feet wide and has a 6 inch nail every 4 inches. I covered them with just enough snow so they won't see the nails. When I hear the screaming it will make me smile. 🙂

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I can't wait for the next instalment.

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Originally posted by Kewpie
I can't wait for the next instalment.
I reckon this guy co wrote, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I reckon this guy co wrote, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop.
the perils of penelope pisspot?

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Originally posted by mrs miggins
the perils of penelope pisspot?
fourteendayspermlove

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
fourteendayspermlove

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Originally posted by THEBANNED
I couldn't agree more.

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Wile E. Coyote........sUpAR genius.

Why not just put up bear traps ?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
fourteendayspermlove
Yup.

Once every Forked Knight.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Yup.

Once every Forked Knight.
a stab in the dark,or like razors in the snow(Longpigs)

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Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
I have a problem with losers who buy drugs from the house up the street. They think they are fooling the cops by cutting through my back yard instead of walking down the street. I won't call the cops because that is not my style. I like to solve my own problems. 🙂
Tonight it has snowed...a lot...so I blocked one pathway at the back of my house nough snow so they won't see the nails. When I hear the screaming it will make me smile. 🙂
Most people just build a gate (more effective when the snow melts).

Plus you now have contaminated blood in your yard and when those wounds become diseased on the disillusioned drug takers they will end up in casualty taking up the time of the medical staff that could be spent with more serious unfortunate accidents which means when you have to visit for a genuine problem you will have to wait and probably die.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Most people just build a gate (more effective when the snow melts).

Plus you now have contaminated blood in your yard and when those wounds become diseased on the disillusioned drug takers they will end up in casualty taking up the time of the medical staff that could be spent with more serious unfortunate accidents which means when you have to visit for a genuine problem you will have to wait and probably die.
Good thought.

Why not just load some rock salt into a shot gun shell and shoot their butt?
Makes a mighty sting as the salt festers in the wound.

Not that I know much about these things.
😕

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Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
I have a problem with losers who buy drugs from the house up the street. They think they are fooling the cops by cutting through my back yard instead of walking down the street. I won't call the cops because that is not my style. I like to solve my own problems. 🙂
Tonight it has snowed...a lot...so I blocked one pathway at the back of my house ...[text shortened]... nough snow so they won't see the nails. When I hear the screaming it will make me smile. 🙂
I wonder if you can spell personal injury suit or perhaps I don't get mad I get even.

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Originally posted by gambit3
I wonder if you can spell personal injury suit or perhaps I don't get mad I get even.
YOUR one of those druggies in his hood!

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I thought this thread was in the spirit of Christmas, and about Jesus on the cross! 😉

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