02 May 05
Originally posted by PhlabibitI'd be careful. If you ban him, he might set those chess playing monkeys on you.
Should I just ban him now?!
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Your list of what's allowed was very helpful, but I still have some questions. What about llamas, for example? And when you are talking about cats, do you mean BIG CATS or small and fluffy ones?
03 May 05
Originally posted by NordlysI'm worried if we start opening this up to llamas. I'm pretty sure the average llama has a higher rating than me!
Your list of what's allowed was very helpful, but I still have some questions. What about llamas, for example? And when you are talking about cats, do you mean BIG CATS or small and fluffy ones?[/b]
03 May 05
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So, Magic 8-Ball, what should I do in this position?
*whisha wisha wisha* (That's me, shaking the bloody thing).
It is decidedly so.
....Okay, thankyou. How about this position?
*whisha wisha wisha*
You may rely on it.
Great. And this one?
*whisha wisha wisha*
After moving pawn to c3 to strengthen your centre, I strongly advice exchanging knights on f6, moving your White squared bishop to d3, and then placing your Queen on c2.
Oh, you stupid bloody thing. Are you broken? Where did you learn to play chess? I'll ask you one more time: what should I do in this position?
*whisha wisha wisha*
*sigh* Signs point to yes.
Excellent.