After all the heated debating , it's party tim...

KJCavalier

Happier Now!!

General

09 Sep 05

Jusuh

back in business

Joined: 25 Aug 04
Moves: 1264

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by sjeg

Now I can only console myself with imaginary internet pornography.

<sob sob>

:'(

not a bad idea though

UmbrageOfSnow

All Bark, No Bite

Playing percussion

Joined: 13 Jul 05
Moves: 13279

09 Sep 05

Since this is a party started by a Klingon, I will bring the blood wine and possibly help to organize the fights, well a few of them anyway.

widget

Been there...

... done that

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 326011

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by sjeg
Now I can only console myself with imaginary internet pornography.

<sob sob>

:'(

Imaginary pornography? 😉

Can we have some definitions, please?

Coconut

Earth Prime

Joined: 16 Mar 05
Moves: 35265

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by Vladamir no1
some vomen they like to be called bitch... did u know that?

Yes. And most of them end up cheating on you 4 times. I know.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by Coconut
Yes. And most of them end up cheating on you 4 times. I know.

How many girlfriends have you had?

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

Joined: 02 Feb 05
Moves: 1666

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by widget
Imaginary pornography? 😉

Can we have some definitions, please?

Well, to illustrate my point further, in the same way that going to an imaginary party with friends with whom you play chess and being ignored is just a little bit sadder than attending a real party with friends with whom play chess and being ignored... and thus making William Nomates seem a master of social interaction...

...imagining fictional erotic situations with a protagonist named Buggery Goddess to get a cheap sexual thrill is just a bit sadder than checking to see if such a person really exists with a search on Altavista...

Wait a moment: what am I wasting precious time for? Excuse me while I do some serious research!😕

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 89758

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by darvlay
How many girlfriends have you had?

1.

Well, okay. I admit it. It was just a friend acting like she was my girlfriend so I'd be really popular at the party...

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

Joined: 02 Feb 05
Moves: 1666

09 Sep 05

1 edit

Originally posted by shavixmir
1.

Well, okay. I admit it. It was just a friend acting like she was my girlfriend so I'd be really popular at the party...

Brilliant strategy- wish I'd thought of that before becoming a social pariah.

The one inconvenience: One must have at least one friend in order to make oneself seem popular.

Poor me.

I could pretend I'm dating a listless slapper who would really be an inflatable go-go girl in a poncho and a large sombrero...

Perhaps it's too late for me. No joy on the research yet, either. What a life!
😞

no1marauder

Naturally Right

Somewhere Else

Joined: 22 Jun 04
Moves: 42677

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by sjeg
Brilliant strategy- wish I'd thought of that before becoming a social pariah.

The one inconvenience: One must have at least one friend in order to make oneself seem popular.

Poor me.

I could pretend I'm dating a listless slapper who would really be an inflatable go-go girl in a poncho and a large sombrero...

Perhaps it's too late for me. No joy on the research yet, either. What a life!
😞

It is possible with cash inducements to get people to act like they're your friends at parties.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Can we get rowdy drunk, and accuse our friends of using engines towards the end of the party?

D

You know, I drove to work and someone accused me of using
an engine!

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by no1marauder
It is possible with cash inducements to get people to act like they're your friends at parties.

Are you speaking from experience?

no1marauder

Naturally Right

Somewhere Else

Joined: 22 Jun 04
Moves: 42677

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you speaking from experience?

No; there is no sufficient amount of cash inducements to have someone pretend to be my friend.

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

Joined: 02 Feb 05
Moves: 1666

09 Sep 05

2 edits

Originally posted by sonhouse
You know, I drove to work and someone accused me of using
an engine!

t-tty-bum-crash <sounds snare>

<adopts West Midlands accent>

Maah mudderinlaaaw is sooooooo fat.....

dat when she sits 'round t. 'ouse, she sits 'round t. 'ouse!

t-tty-t-tty-crash-

Are you allowed to say t-tty? I suppose I'll find out.

By the way, buying friends is out of the equation, as I'm poor too!

Poor me!:'(

Literally:'(:'(:'(

that's interesting. Take mah mudderinlaaaw....

No.... really.... TAKE her

<t-tty CRASY_CRASH WALLOP>

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 89758

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by no1marauder
No; there is no sufficient amount of cash inducements to have someone pretend to be my friend.

awwwww.... :'(

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

09 Sep 05

Originally posted by sjeg
By the way, buying friends is out of the equation, as I'm poor too!

Poor me!:'(

Literally:'(:'(:'(

that's interesting. Take mah mudderinlaaaw....

No.... really.... TAKE her

<t-tty CRASY_CRASH WALLOP>

You could offer to clean the house, wash the dishes, cook a meal, do the laundry...