09 Sep 05
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Originally posted by NordlysHey- My party trick's the mother-in-law jokes in a convincing Les Dawson accent. Someone else can do the plates!
You could offer to clean the house, wash the dishes, cook a meal, do the laundry...
Didn't anyone invite any women to this bash?
Eeep! I'll get my coat before I'm linched...😳
09 Sep 05
Originally posted by sjegGlad to see everyone participating and no on eseems to be getting ignored to badly, Lets just see what else can we bring in.
Well, to illustrate my point further, in the same way that going to an imaginary party with friends with whom you play chess and being ignored is just a little bit sadder than attending a real party with friends with whom play chess and being ignored... and thus making William Nomates seem a master of social interaction...
...imagining fictional erotic situa ...[text shortened]... ait a moment: what am I wasting precious time for? Excuse me while I do some serious research!😕
Thank-you everyone for not bringing any of those silly party hats!
Oh wait I started this I guess I should bring something..........
PIZZA!!!!!! yes what an imaginary party in a chessroom forums site without pizza!
and several bottles of Widgets finest reds!
and some beer!!!
09 Sep 05
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Originally posted by sjegclassic old jokes told way to many times, gotta love it
t-tty-bum-crash <sounds snare>
<adopts West Midlands accent>
Maah mudderinlaaaw is sooooooo fat.....
dat when she sits 'round t. 'ouse, she sits 'round t. 'ouse!
t-tty-t-tty-crash-
Are you allowed to say t-tty? I suppose I'll find out.
By the way, buying friends is out of the equation, as I'm poor too!
Poor me!:'(
Literally:'(: eresting. Take mah mudderinlaaaw....
No.... really.... TAKE her
<t-tty CRASY_CRASH WALLOP>
09 Sep 05
Originally posted by Vladamir no1I really think alot in RHP do, but this was a close as I could gwt to put one together, thought it a neat idea, and so far for the most part, most seem to be doing quite well in respecting my wishes to keep it light hearted and just plain fun.
3posts on the trot........ u need a party!
this post may soon fall by the wayside, but for now lets go with it.
09 Sep 05
Originally posted by KJCavalierOk...... can u pass me another stella please 😉
I really think alot in RHP do, but this was a close as I could gwt to put one together, thought it a neat idea, and so far for the most part, most seem to be doing quite well in respecting my wishes to keep it light hearted and just plain fun.
this post may soon fall by the wayside, but for now lets go with it.
