Anyone need a butcher?

Originally posted by Raven69
rbmorris's foot?

No, mine.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, brilliant idea! Now I know what to give to my parents!

Don't use your own foot. I can get you a foot. I can get you a foot by three o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞

Sorry to hear, man.

Tell me, how do you feel about human sacrifice?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞

Are you really a butcher? Or are you a glorified meat wrapper?

I ask because, yes, I worked 4 1/2 years in a meat dept at Albertsons, and have watched as the art of butchering vanishes. Most meat cutters these days would have no idea what to do with a side of beef.

No offense intended, but if you're under 45 your probably have no idea of butchering unless you worked in a slaughterhouse. I am not making any presumptions, just wondering what your experience is....

Originally posted by Badwater
Are you really a butcher? Or are you a glorified meat wrapper?

I ask because, yes, I worked 4 1/2 years in a meat dept at Albertsons, and have watched as the art of butchering vanishes. Most meat cutters these days would have no idea what to do with a side of beef.

No offense intended, but if you're under 45 your probably have no idea of butchering un ...[text shortened]... a slaughterhouse. I am not making any presumptions, just wondering what your experience is....

He's a real, actual butcher.

Originally posted by Badwater
Are you really a butcher? Or are you a glorified meat wrapper?

I ask because, yes, I worked 4 1/2 years in a meat dept at Albertsons, and have watched as the art of butchering vanishes. Most meat cutters these days would have no idea what to do with a side of beef.

No offense intended, but if you're under 45 your probably have no idea of butchering un ...[text shortened]... a slaughterhouse. I am not making any presumptions, just wondering what your experience is....

I an 49 and a certified Journeyman Butcher. I have boned out sides and quarters so meat that ain't in a box isn't a problem. 😉

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Don't use your own foot. I can get you a foot. I can get you a foot by three o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish.

Oh, thank you! I have been looking for a foot for years! Can I have it without nail polish?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ice Cold slices, he dices, he even makes julienne fries, whatever the Hell those are.

Believe I may be in need of professional assistance in chopping my sentences down to lean size. Would you be available on short notice?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Believe I may be in need of professional assistance in chopping my sentences down to lean size. Would you be available on short notice?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
I talk too much, can you help?

Post butchered. 😏

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I an 49 and a certified Journeyman Butcher. I have boned out sides and quarters so meat that ain't in a box isn't a problem. 😉

Good deal. As I said, no offense was intended. and given the state of butchering/meat cutting I'm sure you could understand why I would differentiate the way I did.

What's the market like out there for your line of work? I have a brother of sorts (who turned me on to RHP, actually) that lives by you in Longmont.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, thank you! I have been looking for a foot for years! Can I have it without nail polish?

How about with nail polish but also with sandpaper so you can remove it?

Can the foot be attached to a living organism? For example, a snake?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, thank you! I have been looking for a foot for years! Can I have it without nail polish?

I have pigs feet!

No, really!

Originally posted by Badwater
Good deal. As I said, no offense was intended. and given the state of butchering/meat cutting I'm sure you could understand why I would differentiate the way I did.

What's the market like out there for your line of work? I have a brother of sorts (who turned me on to RHP, actually) that lives by you in Longmont.

If he wants to work at the plant in Greeley for $12 an hour he can get work. If he wants to work in the grocery business he can probably find work there also.
My brother in law used to work at the turkey plant in Longmont. I heard it is shutting down or already shut down.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Post butchered. 😏

Okay. Thank you. Invoice to the usual address, please.



😀

Originally posted by Badwater
I have pigs feet!

No, really!

I'm sorry do they hurt?