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I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if the offer still stands? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?

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Originally posted by Raven69
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?
I can't wait to hear the second half of the story, it's going to make a lot of people feel uncomfortably torn between tears of frustration and tears of smug arrogance.

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For a guy usually, how ''good'' a girl directly correlates to how uninhibited and comfortable with herself she is.

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First, Raven, nice to see you've finally come out of circumstantial hibernation and are back among the living on the rhp gf scene. Many have missed you more than you know. Second, you're smart enough to distinguish between givers and takers, without stooping to seek advice from unwashed philistines. Third, only a few will ever tell you the whole truth. Even fewer give more than a partial damn.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
First of all, Raven, nice to see you've finally come out of circumstantial hibernation and are back among the living on the rhp gf scene.

Many have missed you more than you know. Second, you're smart enough to distinguish between givers and takers, without stooping

to seek advice from unwashed philistines. Third, only a few will ever tell you the whole truth. Even fewer give more than a partial damn.



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Are you calling us Philistines?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
First of all, Raven, nice to see you've finally come out of circumstantial hibernation and are back among the living on the rhp gf scene.

Many have missed you more than you know. Second, you're smart enough to distinguish between givers and takers, without stooping

to seek advice from unwashed philistines. Third, only a few will ever tell you the whole truth. Even fewer give more than a partial damn.



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Hey! These unwashed philistines are my friends! In fact, whenever I am at a loss I just think to myself WWAARHPUD (what would an average RHP user do)?

...which perhaps explains the crappiness that is my life.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Hey! These unwashed philistines are my friends! In fact, whenever I am at a loss I just think to myself WWAARHPUD (what would an average RHP user do)?

...which perhaps explains the crappiness that is my life.
[creepywebtalk]What are you wearing?[/creepywebtalk] 😛

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'i am whatever you want me to be'

there's your reply... enjoy.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Are you calling us Philistines?

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Take a hard close look in the seldom used yet revealing mirror of your soul.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Take a hard close look in the seldom used yet revealing mirror of your soul.
Why do you answer questions with some arbitrary verbal ramblings that mean absolutely nothing?

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Originally posted by mlprior
Why do you answer questions with some arbitrary verbal ramblings that mean absolutely nothing?
he's just pissed his soul won't give him his mirror back...

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Originally posted by mlprior
Why do you answer questions with some arbitrary verbal ramblings that mean absolutely nothing?
Just look in the mirror of your immortal soul. Your questions will eventually pale to insignificance

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Originally posted by trev33
'i am whatever you want me to be'

there's your reply... enjoy.
[creepywebtalk]What are you wearing?[/creepywebtalk] 😛

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
[b][creepywebtalk]What are you wearing?[/creepywebtalk] 😛[/b]
your moms thong... well i say wearing, i'm actually using it as a hammock.

zing 😛

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Originally posted by trev33
your moms thong... well i say wearing, i'm actually using it as a hammock.

zing 😛
You sure you ain't a yank?? 😕

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