Are you good?

Originally posted by Raven69
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?

How did I end up in the Jalapeño Pepper forum?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
How did I end up in the Jalapeño Pepper forum?

You're looking for some hot "stuff"?

Originally posted by PBE6
This isn't church GB, it's the General Forum. It's OK to poke fun at the odd squirmingly erotic phrase, intended or not.

You are on the money regarding one thing. Words certainly do have a texturized

feel and mind of their own. Became aware of the 'gentle bait' connotation as my

right index pecked the phrase. Figured it wasn't too intrusive, smiled and let it go.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Yes, Andy, about the same time I injured my left ankle playing overly strenuous poolside ping pong

with younger and more skillful good buddies in August. She recommended a full lobotomy. I asked,

"How much?" Her answer, "I'm running a $39.99 special until Christmas." Decided to shop elsewhere.



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she couldn't have been very good - she didn't notice you'd already had a lobotomy, or two. i'd guess that you're about down to your last lobe.

Originally posted by Blackamp
she couldn't have been very good - she didn't notice you'd already had a lobotomy, or two. i'd guess that you're about down to your last lobe.

Au contraire. She's excellent, even though she didn't quite get the job done

the first time. Neglected to mention $39.99 applies to repeat patients only.



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Originally posted by Phlabibit
How did I end up in the Jalapeño Pepper forum?

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper...

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?






Edit due to getting the advertising meme wrong the first time. 😞

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Au contraire. She's excellent, even though she didn't quite get the job done

the first time. Neglected to mention $39.99 applies to repeat patients only.



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well, i guess you deserve credit for being able to type at all, given such meagre resources. the results seem kind of random, though. i guess it is true - if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Originally posted by Raven69
Ha! I think I like this suggestion best.

Yes, say goodbye, then run him over leaving Harley tracks on his tongue salami.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Raven69
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that. Should I use my scientific knowledge to make a Customer Satisfaction form which I can send to my exes, then plot their answers on a chart, interpret what it means, forward him my findings, and ask if ...[text shortened]... nds? Or go with the good ol' "it depends on how well I'm paid"? Or something else entirely?

interesting topic...

i'm not really sure,
how i would respond...
to a question phrased by,
a guy covered in pond scum...

but he didn't ask me,
oh, thank tha gods...
cuz i would have given him,
three licks of my rod...




tha washed philistine

Originally posted by Suzianne
Woohoo! Another case solved, Captain Obvious!

😀

I bet you're in the make-out line

Originally posted by Raven69
I was talking to guy on facebook today and got asked to come over. A bit later he asked me if I'm good (sexually). I am not really sure how to respond to that.

Why not just get off the computer and talk to him face to face. You'd be amazed at how much better your life will seem if you actually talk to people instead of typing on a keyboard.

Originally posted by uzless
Why not just get off the computer and talk to him face to face. You'd be amazed at how much better your life will seem if you actually talk to people instead of typing on a keyboard.

Yeah! That's the first thing I want to do when someone asks if I'm any good in bed.

Let's Talk!~

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit

Yeah! That's the first thing I want to do when someone asks if I'm any good in bed.

Let's Talk!~

P-

Talk, talk, talk... endless talk. Same in cyberspace as face to face, with a different

name and without a title or constantly changing/identity seeking avatar for a face.



😀



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Talk, talk, talk... endless talk. Same in cyberspace as face to face, .

What??? No way. You'd have a different view of uzless if you were face to face

Originally posted by uzless

What??? No way. You'd have a different view of uzless if you were face to face

Kind sir, please note that the glancing remark was directed to my New England

Buddie Mr. Phlabibit, Esquire, not you. By the way, "different" in what respect?



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