23 Feb 09
Originally posted by darvlayNo im not, dont have a basement either, my couch is cool tho🙂
That's because you're desperate for any kind of sexual contact, be it from a female or your basement couch cushions. I, on the other hand, because of my good looks and desirability, could at one point afford to be somewhat choosy in deciding. That was before I committed myself to a monogamous relationship with a lovely girl who has small pink nipples.
So u were "choosy in deciding" how must i picture this? you had 1000 girls fill in a form u made, with one question being what the colour and size of thier nipples are?
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by zozozozoHere's how it typically works:
No im not, dont have a basement either, my couch is cool tho🙂
So u were "choosy in deciding" how must i picture this? you had 1000 girls fill in a form u made, with one question being what the colour and size of thier nipples are?
Boy meets girl
Boy gets girl drunk
Boy takes girl home
Girl takes shirt off
Boy sees horrendous nipples
Boy finishes
Boy leaves
Girl calls
Boy ignores call
Shallow doesn't even begin to describe the above process but I am not ashamed to admit how important these seemingly-trivial things are in a relationship.
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by darvlayBoy finishes
Here's how it typically works:
Boy meets girl
Boy gets girl drunk
Boy takes girl home
Girl takes shirt off
Boy sees horrendous nipples
Boy finishes
Boy leaves
Girl calls
Boy ignores call
Shallow doesn't even begin to describe the above process but I am not ashamed to admit how important these seemingly-trivial things are in a relationship.
What about the girl?;(
Boy leaves
shouldnt the girl leave? she came to the boys home...
you also have a foot-fetisch?
23 Feb 09
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexExcept when you are a virgin who's all talk, right?
Well maybe, but then you would get too used to it and get bored. Sometimes it is the knowing what is underneath that can be more exciting then seeing it.... although in the end, of course, you do need to handle the goods.
24 Feb 09
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Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexThe word you are looking for is 'taxidermic', not 'necrophiliac', you maladjusted fruitcake.
Thread 99378 Is what I was thinking of.
24 Feb 09
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexDo you even know what necrophilia is?
Thread 99378 Is what I was thinking of.