Originally posted by mokkoJust don't take steroids or testosterone and you'll be fine.
There not going to make me grow hair on my chest or anything?
don't talk to me about staying warm, it'll soon be -40 below here. I think I'll die. :'(
Just ate two big bowls of homemade slop at it's finest. I think I feel a pound coming on!
Those pro bodybuilders are chemically altered, to say the least.
You'll just jiggle a little more.
Originally posted by mokkoTake videos before and after ...
Cool! Gonna go get me some instand bum jiggler shakes 😀
The soya-based ones are usually the cheapest, they will do the trick, but milk-based ones are yummy.
BTW, stay away from anything with "Andro" in it, talk to the clerk about your needs. You just want some extra calories.
Originally posted by mokkoDrink a can of tomato juice and you can be the neighborhood thermometer .
So I went shopping today and now I'm really stressed. Because Of stress I've lost a bit of weight, didn't have much to spare to begin with, so none of my clothes fit anymore. Specifically any pants. So in an atempt to lift my spirits I made it a me day. Went downtown, had lunch, got a hair cut, then let the shopping begin. It didn't take me long to realize ...[text shortened]... nd ever notice there's a million lose weight pills at the pharmacy but nothing to put it on. 😕
PS - To all of you guys who wonder what it would be like to "be with" mokko - Go to your closet , take out all of the coat hangers . Spread them around the bed and roll around naked on them . Now you know .
Originally posted by Moldy CrowLOL! That's just not right...
Drink a can of tomato juice and you can be the neighborhood thermometer .
PS - To all of you guys who wonder what it would be like to "be with" mokko - Go to your closet , take out all of the coat hangers . Spread them around the bed and roll around naked on them . Now you know .
Originally posted by Moldy CrowYou forgot to specify metal coat hangers. I only have the plastic ones.
Drink a can of tomato juice and you can be the neighborhood thermometer .
PS - To all of you guys who wonder what it would be like to "be with" mokko - Go to your closet , take out all of the coat hangers . Spread them around the bed and roll around naked on them . Now you know .
Originally posted by Moldy CrowLOL, wow, that's actually funny. I'm impressed. 😉
Drink a can of tomato juice and you can be the neighborhood thermometer .
PS - To all of you guys who wonder what it would be like to "be with" mokko - Go to your closet , take out all of the coat hangers . Spread them around the bed and roll around naked on them . Now you know .
Originally posted by Moldy Crowlmao
Drink a can of tomato juice and you can be the neighborhood thermometer .
PS - To all of you guys who wonder what it would be like to "be with" mokko - Go to your closet , take out all of the coat hangers . Spread them around the bed and roll around naked on them . Now you know .
omfg
Okay, I'm off de floor ...
OK so I've come with a theory that I'm not actually so skinny. I went upstairs and looked in a pair of pants that fit me.....size 5. HA!
So it's not me wasting away to nothing. It's the bloody manufacturers trying to make bigger women think they're smaller than what they are.
You know this was a mans idea.
Then I look at another pair of pants.....size 3
and another......size 7
now I'm just terribley confused. 😕
They're all the same size but there not the same size. 🙄
Originally posted by mokkoAre you symetrical ? Ever involved in a locomotive vs auto accident ? No extra chromosomes ? Lived near Chernobyl ?
OK so I've come with a theory that I'm not actually so skinny. I went upstairs and looked in a pair of pants that fit me.....size 5. HA!
So it's not me wasting away to nothing. It's the bloody manufacturers trying to make bigger women think they're smaller than what they are.
You know this was a mans idea.
Then I look at another pair of pants..... ...[text shortened]... w I'm just terribley confused. 😕
They're all the same size but there not the same size. 🙄