Go up to a girl and say: "I'm a magician and I can make your mammary protruberances wobble without touching you."
If she doesn't know what you mean, then walk away. It's no use chatting up stoopid people.
Once you've got her attention you say: "It's like this. I can make you move your hands without touching you too." She'll say: "No you can't." And you reply: "Stick your hands forward." When she does, you copy her, then flip your hands around and say: "No, like this." She will flip her hands around too. Then you tell her you moved her hands without touching her.
Right. Got it? Okay...
So, the next step is getting back to the wobbly breasts bit. Say you can do roughly the same with her breasts without touching her and without her moving... and that you are willing to bet 10 pence on it (or any other reasonably low figure). Don't forget, you're selling this pick-up line as a joke to her, so she has to think it's all fun and games.
Once the bet is made, you grab her tits, shake them around, hand her the 10p and say: "You won."
It's not worked yet, but hell... if at first you don't succeed, try, try again!
Originally posted by shavixmirIf you get past the first sentence on that one without getting a black eye, I'd be impressed.
Go up to a girl and say: "I'm a magician and I can make your mammary protruberances wobble without touching you."
If she doesn't know what you mean, then walk away. It's no use chatting up stoopid people.
Once you've got her attention you say: "It's like this. I can make you move your hands without touching you too." She'll say: "No you can't." And y ...[text shortened]... t worked yet, but hell... if at first you don't succeed, try, try again!
If you can walk away after being kicked in the fruit and two veg from the "punch line", then I'd buy you a drink.
Originally posted by KnightWulfeJudging from the first post we're not seriously looking for the best
Guys...the simple lines are the best ones.
Start by making sure you are close enough for them to hear you then start the encounter with eye contact and a smile and then after a slight intake of breath, just loud enough for them to hear you, say "Wow."
chat-up, but the "best", see? As in, it probably won't work, but damn it
was good for a laugh.
Here's one: "Do you enjoy physical contact? 'Cause I can tell you've been
had a lot, and I'm not the worst chicken in the farm, if you know what I
mean."
Or: "You look like you would be hard to please, and I just looooove a
challenge. Hell, just getting on top of you would be an extraordinary
achievement. Am I right? Am I right?"
And the classical, reverse compliment: "The way you look at me, I must
be smoking HOT tonight, and you're not half bad either. Yeah, you
can buy me a bottle, anytime baby."
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI love the first one 😵
"Like Battlestar Galactica much?"
"Want to play dirty chess? It's just like normal chess, except we play in the mud. Either way, you won't be able to beat my Ruy."
"Do you like guys named Achmed?"
"Is that your real face? Cause if not, nice work!"
"I used to have a purse just like that. But now I use a wallet. Do you like irony, by any chanc ...[text shortened]... ~ George Costanza
Ironically, the George Costanza worked for him on the show.
Originally posted by KnightWulfeReally... this strikes me as about the only one in this thread that might work.
Guys...the simple lines are the best ones.
Start by making sure you are close enough for them to hear you then start the encounter with eye contact and a smile and then after a slight intake of breath, just loud enough for them to hear you, say "Wow."
😉