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Best Joke EVAR!

Best Joke EVAR!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Typically I don't make comments on others selling and punctuation. But really, number signs? Surely the proper quotation mark key is as easy to use, if not easier. Explain yourself.
If you are selling something, number signs make more sense than quotation marks.

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So this guy walks into a bar looking to connect with a member of the opposite sex who is for the most part socially awkward and has never really had much success in this area. As he walks in and sits at the bar to have a drink a nice looking woman then sits right down next to him and also has a drink. As he works up his nerve to begin a dialogue, he orders another beer to sooth his nerves. Then after his second beer he leans over and whispers to her, "Can I buy you a drink?" The woman then grabs her drink and throws it in his face and screams, "Have sex with you? Never!!" and then walks away. The man then turns five shades of red and then retreats back into a corner with his beer. He sits there for hours not so much as looking up at anyone else in the bar. The woman then sees this and begins to feel bad about what she had done. She then decides to go tell him why she did what she did so she walks up to him and in a soft low voice confides in him that she is doing a research project in college for her psych class and intentionally tried to embarass him so as to collect some date afterwards and then apologized for her behavoir. The man then gets up and yells, "Five dollars? How cheap are you?!!!"

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