The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the doctors office, I said what have I got?
He said turn around boy and take this shot
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said what?
Aint nobody sticking nothing in my butt!!
He turned and said in a real deep voice
Have it your way, if thats your choice
But dont blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You wont be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said next time Ill use some protection
So if I see another girl and I get an erection
Im walking in the other direction
Cause I dont wanna do the sick sick dance
So Im keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor....
-Kool Moe Dee