Best Pick-up lines

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24 Jun 05

Aynat

Dog Companion

Rain Forest

Joined: 18 Jul 04
Moves: 17859

24 Jun 05

BEST? pick-up lines.......hmmmm, well, it's always nice to have lots to read in the forums!

😉

seraphimvulture

Geek

Behind you...

Joined: 24 Feb 04
Moves: 28311

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by Coconut
is that supposed to be a metaphor for ... something?

No.

Coconut

Earth Prime

Joined: 16 Mar 05
Moves: 35265

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
No.

okay I just thought... rooster = cock

sock = condom...

I dunno. I'm strange.

The Baron

Joined: 19 Oct 04
Moves: 51895

24 Jun 05

Once I ran up to a girl randomly every 30 minutes and shouted out: "fat penguin, fat penguin". After about the fourth time she said "what the hell are you on about." I replied "well now that that broke the ice...."

Aynat

Dog Companion

Rain Forest

Joined: 18 Jul 04
Moves: 17859

24 Jun 05

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Originally posted by The Baron
Once I ran up to a girl randomly every 30 minutes and shouted out: "fat penguin, fat penguin". After about the fourth time she said "what the hell are you on about." I replied "well now that that broke the ice...."

With a pick up line like that, you must be a toad! If I kiss you, will you turn into Prince Charming? 😉

Daemon Sin

I'm A Mighty Pirate™

PaTROLLING the forum

Joined: 01 Dec 04
Moves: 36332

24 Jun 05

2 of my personal favourites that have actually worked cos they've made the lady laugh...

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!"

"Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?"

genius

Wayward Soul

Your Blackened Sky

Joined: 12 Mar 02
Moves: 15128

24 Jun 05

1 edit

Originally posted by The Baron
Once I ran up to a girl randomly every 30 minutes and shouted out: "fat penguin, fat penguin". After about the fourth time she said "what the hell are you on about." I replied "well now that that broke the ice...."

"did you know that the distance between here (point at your elbow) and here (point at your fingers) is the same as between here (touch her closest shoulder) and here (touch her furthest shoulder)." and hey presto! you've got your arm around her!

Chess Moose

Bone

Buried

Joined: 29 May 05
Moves: 104292

24 Jun 05

gesticulate with one finger to beckon a girl over, and as she leans in whisper,
"if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"
🙄

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 89784

24 Jun 05

"You're the one for me fatty." (A song)

"Is that a damp cloth in my knickers or am I just pleased to see you." (only for girls)

"Hi, do you want a shag? Or would you prefer a pizza first?"

"I own a porche."

Obviously I'm not too good at this picking up business...

wucky3

Jo

Moving on...

Joined: 18 Nov 03
Moves: 44943

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by Chess Moose
gesticulate with one finger to beckon a girl over, and as she leans in whisper,
"if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"
🙄

😲 lol

Nyxie

The eyes of truth

elsewhere

Joined: 26 Apr 04
Moves: 21784

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by wucky3
😲 lol

Let me show you guys how to do this.

Hey wucky, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.

wucky3

Jo

Moving on...

Joined: 18 Nov 03
Moves: 44943

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by Nyxie
Let me show you guys how to do this.

Hey wucky, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.

woah! we'll take a raincheck on those drinks...lets go! 😉

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
"I own a porche."

Lol, when I first read that I thought it said 'I own a porch'. Although that could still go down well in certain trailer trash areas I suppose.

Nyxie

The eyes of truth

elsewhere

Joined: 26 Apr 04
Moves: 21784

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by wucky3
woah! we'll take a raincheck on those drinks...lets go! 😉

😉

Poor guys just have to learn...

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

24 Jun 05

Originally posted by Nyxie
Let me show you guys how to do this.

Hey wucky, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.

Hey Nyxie, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.