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05 Mar 07
05 Mar 07
Sick days are free holidays that you don't need to pre-book, always take them 2 or 3 at a time, never apologise if your boss finds you in the pub, tell them it was purely medicinal. Always pretend you are sick on mondays/tuesdays or thursdays/fridays, this way you maximise your time away from work utilising the weekend. Always get trashed the night before returning to work, blame your general untidyness on the 'illness'.
06 Mar 07
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Originally posted by Daemon SinI agree it is an arrogant assumption. It works the same way where I work. I am very rarely sick and only have taken days off when I have been genuinely sick. Over the past few years I have taken less than 10 days off. Last day off sick was about 6 months ago.
Quite an arrogant assumption considering you don't know either how hard I work or how often I'm off sick.
Although I am a firm believer that one should never lie about their health.
06 Mar 07
Originally posted by lauseyA fine attitude to work, comrade.
I agree it is an arrogant assumption. It works the same way where I work. I am very rarely sick and only have taken days off when I have been genuinely sick. Over the past few years I have taken less than 10 days off. Last day off was about 6 months ago.
Although I am a firm believer that one should never lie about their health.
I wish there were a few more people like you where I work. There's always a constant epidemic of Monday-itis around payday and certain people seem to think they can pick what time they start and finish. My boss is too kind for his own good. 😞
08 Mar 07
Originally posted by English Talaww, ((hug)) 🙂 If you need staff, I can paint my nails and make coffee, can I be your PA?
Am self employed, sole trader. Sickness=more chess moves; less cash.
Staff parties aren't very interesting, either.:'(
As yOu caan see mi tiping an d spellling is good. 🙂😉