Books you might write in 2024

Rishi Sunak,

More useless than the G in lasagna.

Stoicism Versus Procrastination: Ancient Strategies for Overcoming Your Fears and Negative Thoughts

The 50 Mea Culpas a Day Plan: A Holistic Self-Forgiveness Manual

Brainy Broads in Military Intelligence & Other Intrusions by Totty Into Men's Fields of Endeavour: An Anachronistic and Ironic History of Two World Wars

Song Writing - A History by a Completely Unappreciated Musical Genius

The Twenty Types of Difficult People: How to Identify Them And Quickly Undermine and Destroy Them in The Workplace

The Cardinal Rule of Mastery: Stop Worrying About What People Think of You

The Art and Science of Growing Old Gracefully: A Compassionate Investigation Into Aging With Wisdom, Purpose, and Joy

Just Say No to Overthinking: Keep Worrying, Overanalyzing, Rumination, and Intrusive Thoughts From Controlling Your Life

Comforting Words for a Discomforting World: Ten Biblical Promises to Encourage You Amidst the Discouraging Chaos

I Am Worthy: How to Believe You Are Enough and then Transform Your Life

Playing The Victim Card : The New Superpower

Seven chapters packed full of insights to help you build a credible online fragility:

- how to appear cancelled even if you’ve not been
- minority Nepalese religions and how to join
- become a spiritual/life therapist and plaster your spare room with certificates
- gender pronouns and how best to use them on social media
- how to get a stalker
- dreadlocks for Caucasians
- veganism: looking pale and wan with purpose

The Book of Right on...building a soul bone by bone.

How To Find Time: Writing 999 Books in 2024.

Venting Personal Frustrations: Using Book Titles Indirectly.