19 Jan 10
Originally posted by Bosse de NageROFLMAO..>Funny Crap!
@4:
I represent a group of people whose chosen form of self-expression is to imitate office plants (and, in the more advanced cases, furniture). Is that something you could work with?
- What's so funny about a headless body in a topless bar?
19 Jan 10
Originally posted by BlackampI can take care of #4:
concept: manufacturing raspberry sorbet, and marketing same using adaptation of Prince song 'Raspberry Beret'.
your contribution:
(1) venture capital;
(2) management expertise;
(3) relatives / friends / anyone who will work cheap
(4) big refrigerator, or storage facility in arctic climate.
my contribution:
(1) concept (see above);
(2) vis ...[text shortened]... ur cold storage facility - preferably featuring a topless model with headlights on full beam.
(4) big refrigerator, or storage facility in arctic climate.
Though you will have to get the product here, at your own expense.
Also I require daily foot rubs, plenty of coffee and will be gone from the office on any day there is more than 6" of new snow.
🙂
19 Jan 10
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Originally posted by mlpriorAlso I require daily foot rubs, plenty of coffee
Also I require daily foot rubs, plenty of coffee and will be gone from the office on any day there is more than 6" of new snow.
🙂
no problem. we're hiring a team of midgets.
and will be gone from the office on any day there is more than 6" of new snow.
again, no problem. we can even lend you some midgets to shovel your driveway clear and provide...er...other services. with 24 hours' notice, we can even arrange 'seven dwarves', 'umpalumpa' or 'Tatu from Fantasy Island' options.
19 Jan 10
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Originally posted by BlackampI hate to bring this to your attention, but there's a problem with the midgets. It's more of an army than a team, really; some of them are dressing up as Red Guards and reciting from their very, very Little Red Books ... The furniture is getting restless.
[b]Also I require daily foot rubs, plenty of coffee
no problem. we're hiring a team of midgets. [/b]
19 Jan 10
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Originally posted by Bosse de Nagecan we interbreed the godless Commie midgets with the office plants to make a squad of bonsai-imitators?
I hate to bring this to your attention, but there's a problem with the midgets. It's more of an army than a team, really; some of them are dressing up as Red Guards and reciting from their very, very Little Red Books ... The furniture is getting restless.
we might have to assassinate Mini Mao if they get out of hand.
19 Jan 10
Originally posted by BlackampI'm sure we can. It would add a nice decorative touch.
can we interbreed the godless Commie midgets with the office plants to make a squad of bonsai-imitators?
we might have to assassinate Mini Mao if they get out of hand.
The militancy can be mitigated by exchanging their Communist regalia for Star Fleet uniforms. The more trustworthy can issued with tasers that look like tasers.