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Candy Corn 2018

Candy Corn 2018

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Once again the battle is joined. October brings with it the eternal battle between those that like candy corn and those that know it to be the fruit of Satan’s butthole. Which side are you on?

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Candy corn is alright. There are better candies and there are worse ones, such as black licorice.

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@knightstalker47 said
Candy corn is alright. There are better candies and there are worse ones, such as black licorice.
Another soul lost to Satan.

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i give out carrots,
i've done it for years...
they either quit coming,
or leave in tears...

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@knightstalker47 said
Candy corn is alright. There are better candies and there are worse ones, such as black licorice.
In the U.S. that's racist.

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@hand-of-hecate said
Once again the battle is joined. October brings with it the eternal battle between those that like candy corn and those that know it to be the fruit of Satan’s butthole. Which side are you on?
I'm on the side that thinks you USAliens and your obsessions are just weird, and I don'don't want to know what it tastes like in the first place.

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@hand-of-hecate said
Once again the battle is joined. October brings with it the eternal battle between those that like candy corn and those that know it to be the fruit of Satan’s butthole. Which side are you on?
The Candy Man is coming

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@knightstalker47 said
Candy corn is alright. There are better candies and there are worse ones, such as black licorice.
Black licorice is the confection of the gods. And I mean real black licorice, not this anise-flavored junk.

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@hand-of-hecate said
Once again the battle is joined. October brings with it the eternal battle between those that like candy corn and those that know it to be the fruit of Satan’s butthole. Which side are you on?
as an English gentleman I know not of this confectionary, please could you explain.

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and ... pass on the carrots until you get to the turnips. 😉

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@badradger said
as an English gentleman I know not of this confectionary, please could you explain.
I should think that tri-colored triangle shaped demon butt fruit would be an adequate description for you to make a judgement against.

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@suzianne said
Black licorice is the confection of the gods. And I mean real black licorice, not this anise-flavored junk.
Agreed. I could eat it all day long.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Agreed. I could eat it all day long.
it would have to be around 40 feet to last me all day

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@hand-of-hecate said
I should think that tri-colored triangle shaped demon butt fruit would be an adequate description for you to make a judgement against.
It's not just 'candy corn' though.

These 'candy pumpkins' are the same mellowcreme material, only slightly larger. And don't get me started on the 'eggs' at Easter made of a similar material.

It's like eating a wad of fondant. That's not proper candy.

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@hand-of-hecate said
I should think that tri-colored triangle shaped demon butt fruit would be an adequate description for you to make a judgement against.
not understanding, is it a lollipop, fruit based, or sweeties one buys from the sweet shop.

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