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@woodgirl said
Do you realise that a goldfish can live over 7 years! Try cleaning out a large octagonal fish tank for 7 years. It gets tiring. I was ecstatic when my sons were finally persuaded to let me kindly release them into the outdoor pond of a local hotel.

Unfortunately the local heron ate the entire pond population the following summer.
If you have a fish tank you need suckers.

They use their mouth to hold onto the glass and eat the algae and crap.
Nature's way of cleaning a fish tank.

Make sure you feed the other fish probably or they will nip at the suckers.

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You'd think you were a mailman with your disdain for dogs.

Funny posts btw πŸ˜‰

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One of our Golden Retrievers has had happy accident with a local mutt, (the deed happened when we were away) and now we have six pure black puppies at six weeks old, which are basically black Labradors. Individually they are cute as pie, but en mass they dominate life completely. In two weeks we can let them go, which as anyone who has experienced puppydome will confirm, is going to be a long two weeks....

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@Indonesia-Phil

Another reason why I am a cat person.
Dogs have low attention spans and run amuk.

A whole litter of kittens will sit and watch a Lazer pointer for hours. Or a fish tank. Or anything they find interesting.

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@booger said
@Indonesia-Phil

Another reason why I am a cat person.
Dogs have low attention spans and run amuk.

A whole litter of kittens will sit and watch a Lazer pointer for hours. Or a fish tank. Or anything they find interesting.
Dogs and cats, get rid of them!!
Barking, whining, begging slobs.
Good riddance!!
When I visit someone, I'm not interested in getting mauled at the door, with the ignorant owner saying "oh he just wants to say hi".
Good riddance!!

P.S. dog owners are ignorant to their sloppy dogs being a burden to someone else.

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@moonbus said
Give a dog food, love, and shelter, and it thinks you’re a god.

Give a cat food, love, and shelter, it thinks it’s a god.
That's why they are cool as F.

Egyptians used to worship them.
I think the alien visitors were cat-like.

You're in big trouble when they come back.

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@chaney3

Dog people pick up poop.

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@booger said
@chaney3

Dog people pick up poop.
Most of them don't!!
Despite warning signs of trouble they can get in, they don't....... wanna know why?
Because most dog owners are idiots, who have NO clue how to handle a dog.
Just watch a few episodes of Caesar Milan.
Dog owners are buffoons!!

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Caesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer.
He rehabilitates dogs, and trains humans.

Why? Because most dog owners are idiots!!

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Dogs can fart and clear a room.

Cat farts smell like roses.

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@chaney3 said
Caesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer.
He rehabilitates dogs, and trains humans.

Why? Because most dog owners are idiots!!
It's both and a third.

Both meaning owner and dog.

The third meaning mutts.

It's a combination of things that lead to a bad experience with dogs.

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@booger said
It's both and a third.

Both meaning owner and dog.

The third meaning mutts.

It's a combination of things that lead to a bad experience with dogs.
Wrong.
Dog owners are the true idiots.
They are clueless about how to own a dog, because they are stuck on worshipping the puppy.
(Watch some episodes of Caesar)

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@chaney3

Some Mutts can't be trained.

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@booger said
That's why they are cool as F.

Egyptians used to worship them.
I think the alien visitors were cat-like.

You're in big trouble when they come back.
Yes, I can well understand why ancient peoples thought cats were gods. They are totally amoral, sovereign beings who come when they want, not when we want.

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@chaney3 said
Wrong.
Dog owners are the true idiots.
They are clueless about how to own a dog, because they are stuck on worshipping the puppy.
(Watch some episodes of Caesar)
Yes, I agree, there are no badly trained dogs, only badly trained dog owners.

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