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Ghost of a Duke

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@handyandy said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Do you know the difference between cats and dogs?





A dog sees you (1) opening cans of food for them, (2) opening doors to let them in and out, and (3) providing a comfortable place for them to sleep. Therefore, thinks the dog, you must be God.

A cat sees you (1) opening cans of food for them, (2) opening doors to let them in and out, and (3) providing a comfortable place for them to sleep. Therefore, thinks the cat, he must be God.
πŸ˜€ Got to love cats.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I have a cat with OCD, when a kitten she would curl up and suck on the end of her tail.

Now as an adult she curls up under my blanket when I am in bed and sucks her tail.

Never saw THAT before. You hear of such?

moonbus
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@handyandy said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Do you know the difference between cats and dogs?





A dog sees you (1) opening cans of food for them, (2) opening doors to let them in and out, and (3) providing a comfortable place for them to sleep. Therefore, thinks the dog, you must be God.

A cat sees you (1) opening cans of food for them, (2) opening doors to let them in and out, and (3) providing a comfortable place for them to sleep. Therefore, thinks the cat, he must be God.
Do you know the difference between a dog and a wife?

The later you come home, the happier the dog is to see you. ...

Chris Guffogg
Alekhine's Gun

πŸ€” Bolton

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Drewnogal
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The Plot

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@torunn said
How can anything so cute be so vicious?
There’s a local cat I’ve named Nasty, she lives in a converted chapel along my walk often sitting in the road on a narrow bend. I once picked her up to safely space her on a wall. Never again, she jumped down, walked towards me then hissed and snarled trying to scratch and bite me 😯

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