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Negative. I can't show you the game, I can however find the book that told me so, and reference you to it. I'll post when I have the title.

Might take a while.

IT has the game position.

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Just call me

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chess master: mate in two!

yusef: your mom

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"St00p1dfac3 I challenge YOU"

- Black Talon

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Here is the Frank Poole vs Hal 9000 game: http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1254321

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"The passion for playing chess is one of the most unaccountable in the world. It slaps the theory of natural selection in the face. It is the most absorbing of occupations. The least satisfying of desires. A nameless excrescence upon life. It annihilates a man. You have, let us say, a promising politician, a rising artist that you wish to destroy. Dagger or bomb are archaic and unreliable - but teach him, inoculate him with chess."
- H.G. Wells

"A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing"
- Emo Philips

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sorozatgyilkos

leölés ellenfeleim

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On the chessboard lies and hypocrisy do not last long. The creative combination lays bare the presumption of a lie; the merciliess fact, culminating in a checkmate, contradicts the hypocrite.

Emanuel Lasker

Suzianne
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Originally posted by slappy115
I read a quote once that went something like this:

"I win as white because I'm playing white. I win as black because I'm [insert his name]."

-[insert his name]
I heard this quote not as him saying it about himself, but someone saying it about him:

"He wins as white because he's playing white. He wins as black because he's Botvinnik." -- unknown to me who said this, however.

This, of course, was about the late, great Mikhail Botvinnik.

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Game 3145595

26 Black-- I have your castle!
27 White-- You have 1 of them, yes 😉
29 White-- You are in the poo
30 Black-- I have your prawn!
31 White-- All aboard for Poo Central!
31 Black-- Prawn city!
32 Black-- The question is: are you man enough to avoid the utterly camp move of Q-g8?
33 White-- No

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Love thy bobblehead

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
To give the full quote.

"Chess is a form of intellectual productiveness; therein lies its peculiar charm. Intellectual productiveness is one of the greatest joys - if not the greatest one - of human existence. It is not everyone who can write a play, or build a bridge, or even make a good joke. But in chess everyone can, everyone must, be intellectua ...[text shortened]... of love. Chess, like love, like music, has the power to make men happy."

Siegbert Tarrasch
Thanks for posting that, Rene. It's even better in its entirety.

This might not be a chess quote per se, but I always thought it was great, given its source:

"To be a fan of Korchnoi, one must have a heart and nerves of steel".- Tal

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I heard this quote not as him saying it about himself, but someone saying it about him:

"He wins as white because he's playing white. He wins as black because he's Botvinnik." -- unknown to me who said this, however.

This, of course, was about the late, great Mikhail Botvinnik.
Im pretty sure you're wrong. It was some weird sounding named guy who said it (unless he copied that qoute off the botvinnik fan), ill look it up.

Edit. Here he is, the qoute is under 'qoute' (funnily enough).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efim_Bogoljubov

FL

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Originally posted by mazziewag
Im pretty sure you're wrong. It was some weird sounding named guy who said it (unless he copied that qoute off the botvinnik fan), ill look it up.

Edit. Here he is, the qoute is under 'qoute' (funnily enough).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efim_Bogoljubov
I have a friend called Roy Brown who has adapted this quote for himself -
"When I am White I win because I am White, when I am Black I win because I am Brown".

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Love thy bobblehead

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When I am white, I might win because an opponent bluners. When I am black, I might win because my opponent times out. 🙂

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im rick james b****,

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but seriusly

pawns are the soul of chess-phillidor

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