@yo-its-me saidThe tie with the penguins, ah yes …..
Your tie goes so well with your cologne
@fmf saidWhat a child. There, I said it.
OK, we can leave it. But Very Rusty has the excuse, I suppose, that he is a meanspirited buffoon - who can't help himself - and who likes to talk about my wife and her dead father. If you think I posted a "low blow" about my wife, then say just say so, rather than hide behind Very Rusty's skirts. Or, if you prefer: just leave it.
@kewpie saidUhh, when I still had hair on my head ..... that's one less choice I have to make in the supermarket 'personal hygiene' aisle these days. Simplify yer life!
That would ensure I have plenty of room to sit at the bar ...
Beer shampoo used to be popular, now it's caffeine shampoo. Safer for the breathalyser.
Compliments for the evening:
"You look like Bruce Willis."
"You have a nice-shaped head."