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Originally posted by saemi7
I am relatively new here. Have only played a few days. When I try today to move in my games I always get some subscriber annoncement and cannot get rid of it even if I try accessing this site many times. If this is not repaired I am forced to hold up playing here. Sorry.

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All of these responses are in jest. Truly, if you want the advertisements to end you will have to donate an organ. Not an orangutan, not an orgasm, not an organism, an organ. Something you grew. Something attached to you. I donated my liver. Boy is somebody in for a surprise!!!

Originally posted by Frank Burns
All of these responses are in jest. Truly, if you want the advertisements to end you will have to donate an organ. Not an orangutan, not an orgasm, not an organism, an organ. Something you grew. Something attached to you. I donated my liver. Boy is somebody in for a surprise!!!

It is not a donation when you give something that is all used up, won't work at all,
and is impossible to salvage. That is called trash pick up.

I would suggest you donate your heart, but everyone knows you have no heart.
I would suggest donating your brain, but everyone knows you have no brain.
I would suggest donating your penis, but who would want that useless microscopic thing?
I would suggest your eyes, but they have been crossed for years.
I would suggest kidneys, but those things have been overworked and abused for years.
How about donating your nose? We can chisel all of that brown stuff off of it.

Originally posted by divegeester
You mean Russ allows adverts for "organ" enlargement on a chess?


Makes sense when you think it through...

I did try to work the joke around life insurance, healthcare schemes or charity donations, but failed miserably. I therefore had to use my limited imagination. Sorry. 🙁