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I heard of this game being played on other sites, so I thought I'd bring here. The idea is to make a wish, the catch is that the next gets to corrupt that wish. Example: I wish I had a ice cream cone. Next person says something like: you get your ice cream cone, but you drop it right after you pay for it. Each person corrupts the above wish and then gets to make their own wish to be corrupted by the next person. I will start the game.

I wish I had a 1970 Chevy Corvette.

Have fun 😉

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Originally posted by beatlemania
I heard of this game being played on other sites, so I thought I'd bring here. The idea is to make a wish, the catch is that the next gets to corrupt that wish. Example: I wish I had a ice cream cone. Next person says something like: you get your ice cream cone, but you drop it right after you pay for it. Each person corrupts the above wish and then ...[text shortened]... the next person. I will start the game.

I wish I had a 1970 Chevy Corvette.

Have fun 😉
You get your Chevy but someone drops an ice cream cone on the back seat.
I wish I had another ice cream cone to drop.

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Originally posted by beatlemania
I wish I had a 1970 Chevy Corvette.
You get your 1970 Chevy Corvette but when driving it the police stops you and discovers that in the trunk there are 8 bodies, which get you a life veredict for child abuse, kidnap, homicide, etc... and in prison you become the lady of Mandingo, an inmate famous for his 20 inches of... well... yes.

I wish I had no wishes.

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Granted. You are able to fly... until the cops enter and discover your home marihuana plantation, for which you receive some 36 hours in detention and a full cover in The Sun, which eventually triggers a celebrity status in the UK and leads you to sleep with Mrs. Becks, for which Becks himself kicks you in the nuts, causing permanent infertility.

I wish you were here... we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.

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To here is to obey... it is I! Oops......did I tell I was raidoactive to the point that being within eyeshot of me WILL kill anything that converts oxygen into carbon dioxide.

I wish I had a grenade. Please be creative. 🙂

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Originally posted by beatlemania
To here is to obey... it is I! Oops......did I tell I was raidoactive to the point that being within eyeshot of me WILL kill anything that converts oxygen into carbon dioxide.

I wish I had a grenade. Please be creative. 🙂
Okey dokey. You got it. Would you like to practice pulling the pin?


Wish I knew who wrote, "If wishes were horses beggars could ride."




😉

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Okey dokey. You got it. Would you like to practice pulling the pin?


Wish I knew who wrote, "If wishes were horses beggars could ride."




😉
You wish is granted, you know who wrote it....whoever he is. However, you discover he was a drug dealer and he pulls you into jail with him forever.

I wish I was a Grandmaster.

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I wish I had omnipotence. Your wish has been granted. Your desire for chess has caused you to become a unsociable reclusive loner.

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Originally posted by gambit3
I wish I had omnipotence. Your wish has been granted. Your desire for chess has caused you to become a unsociable reclusive loner.
You get your wish, you know everything, however you know so many bad things you commit suicide.

I wish I was a ruler of some place.

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Originally posted by beatlemania
You get your wish, you know everything, however you know so many bad things you commit suicide.

I wish I was a ruler of some place.
Congratulations! You are Tsar Nicholas II. You were the ruler of Russia at one time. Now, you're a skeleton in a shallow, unmarked grave.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Congratulations! You are Tsar Nicholas II. You were the ruler of Russia at one time. Now, you're a skeleton in a shallow, unmarked grave.

I wish I had a good singing voice.
Granted! You can sing better than everybody!!!! However you are so ugly than no one can stand to look at you and become a hermit.

I wish I was really smart!!!

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Originally posted by beatlemania
You get your wish, you know everything, however you know so many bad things you commit suicide.

I wish I was a ruler of some place.
I believe you granted omniscience.

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Originally posted by gambit3
I believe you granted omniscience.
Oh, oops, live with it, that is how I corrupted your wish. 🙂

I wish I had a nail gun.

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Congrats! You have yout nail gun! However it's defective. 😀

I wish I had a vacation to the Bahamas.

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