Corrupt-A-Wish

Originally posted by Acemaster
Congrats! You have you nail gun! However it's defective. 😀

I wish I had a vacation to the Bahamas.

Originally posted by beatlemania
You get your vacation, but on the cruise ship, everyone gets sea sick.

I wish I had a HDTV.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You get your HDTV, but you lose everything else, including the Chevy Corvette you got on page 1. So now you are sitting under a bridge watching HDTV.

I wish someone would make me another cup of tea.

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Tea is served. It's the tea Alice drank. Now you are tripping the light fandango.

Originally posted by adramforall
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I wish the previous poster had followed the simple instructions and made a wish. 😛

Originally posted by adramforall
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I wish the previous poster had followed the simple instructions and made a wish. 😛

Originally posted by trev33
but he didn't 😕

that was easy.

i wish for the death of the nation of isreal.

Originally posted by adramforall
You get your wish but in the ensuing melee you are struck on the head by a bullet and taken to hosiptal. 6 months later you awake and believe you are an Israeli.

I wish this thread would never end.

Having read all these wonderful success stories:

If you'd like to donate money to the Corrupt A Wish Foundation, send your credit card info to Gregsflat. He will send you a bronzed middle finger replica with a thank you note😀

Originally posted by trev33
you get your wish but as the thread grows the server struggles to cop with it and gradually the site becomes so slow that it takes 2 days just to load a page.

i wish that shoe hit g.w bush.

Originally posted by moteutsch
Your wish is granted, but the shoe has your fingerprints on it. They hunt you down, and after 17 years of eating only the Tuna-in-a-bag you happened to have on you, you are caught and sentenced to death by iternal tickling.

I wish I could play chess full-time.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Viola! You are playing chess full time....as a smelly bum in Washington Park who subsists on hot dog juice from street vendors.

I wish they would put Looney Tunes back on television.

Originally posted by beatlemania
Granted! Looney Tunes are now on TV again! But they have all been off the screen for so long they are now overly obese and just plain old.

I wish my Ipod hadn't broken. 😛

Originally posted by Nordlys
Your Ipod is unbroken, but it was lying in the Chevy Corvette that was stolen from you.

I wish I were less tired and more productive.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Wallah! You are incedibly energetic and remarkably productive (for your size, at least). You're an ant.

I wish I had a slice of pepperoni pizza right about now.