Corrupt-A-Wish

Originally posted by cashthetrash
You have been given your watermelon by a Jeanie in a bottle, but Kirksey stole it, then he and Bro Erwin ate it.

I wish you would make a wish. 😕

Originally posted by beatlemania
I wish you would make a wish. 😕

Granted, I have made a wish but I'm not the you you were thinking of...

I wish I had another two wishes

Originally posted by divegeester
Granted, I have made a wish but I'm not the you you were thinking of...

I wish I had another two wishes

your wishes of being gay and having a threesome has been granted.. but now you're gay and your wife left you for the other guy.




I wish the mod team was impeached so I can get my star back

Originally posted by epic0002





I wish the mod team was impeached so I can get my star back

Well that ain't happening, we are all out of wish dust.

But if we hadn't ran out, I wish this brilliant thread would now be closed and the above post rec'd a thousand times.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Well that ain't happening, we are all out of wish dust.

But if we hadn't ran out, I wish this brilliant thread would now be closed and the above post rec'd a thousand times.

Why?

Originally posted by Acemaster
Why?

Why is on third base.



I wish i had a hammer.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Why is on third base.



I wish i had a hammer.

Granted! Your get your hammer, but after using on a couple of skulls, the handle breaks into splinters.

I wish I was a chessplayer with talent.

Originally posted by epic0002
your wishes of being gay and having a threesome has been granted.. but now you're gay and your wife left you for the other guy.




I wish the mod team was impeached so I can get my star back

I wish epic wasn't so obsessed with being gay. He's obsessed with gay guys that he wants a threesome with somebody.

Epic is so sure he's gay, that he hopes some gay person would pay for his star back, because he can't afford it.

Gay.

Originally posted by SmookieP
I wish epic wasn't so obsessed with being gay. He's obsessed with gay guys that he wants a threesome with somebody.

Epic is so sure he's gay, that he hopes some gay person would pay for his star back, because he can't afford it.

Awww, poor epic. Ever since he fell down the staircase when he was a young child, he's never been quite the same. 😉


BTW, your wish is granted! epic is not gay at all....wow, anyways he's not gay because he's now a woman and is now a lesbian.

I wish that all the annoying people would crawl back into their holes of negativity.

Originally posted by Acemaster
Awww, poor epic. Ever since he fell down the staircase when he was a young child, he's never been quite the same. 😉


BTW, your wish is granted! epic is not gay at all....wow, anyways he's not gay because he's now a woman and is now a lesbian.

I wish that all the annoying people would crawl back into their holes of negativity.

As you wish, however now since all the pessimestic people are now gone, there's nothing but a bunch of optimistic idiots who say they can do anything to the point that you dig your own cave of negativity with your fingernails.

I wish that I could time travel.

Originally posted by beatlemania
As you wish, however now since all the pessimestic people are now gone, there's nothing but a bunch of optimistic idiots who say they can do anything to the point that you dig your own cave of negativity with your fingernails.

I wish that I could time travel.

Congrats! You can time travel! Only to one place though, 1000 years in the future. And only one way, this however you discover after leave present day. Once you get there, you instantly become the main interest of most scentists because you are much dumber and weakly than everyone else, this leaves in a isolation cell, which causes you to bash your head into the wall until you die.

I wish that telemarketers would stop calling me.

Originally posted by Acemaster
Congrats! You can time travel! Only to one place though, 1000 years in the future. And only one way, this however you discover after leave present day. Once you get there, you instantly become the main interest of most scentists because you are much dumber and weakly than everyone else, this leaves in a isolation cell, which causes you to bash your head into the wall until you die.

I wish that telemarketers would stop calling me.

As you wish, they are no longer calling you on the phone, but are now coming to your door and vandalizing your house if you don't buy their worthless products.

I wish I owned every chess book worth owning.

Originally posted by beatlemania
As you wish, they are no longer calling you on the phone, but are now coming to your door and vandalizing your house if you don't buy their worthless products.

I wish I owned every chess book worth owning.

Granted, you own every chess book worth owning. Your game never improves, however, because you don't understand most of them.

I wish I could get my hands on those sobs that dissected my giant balls.

Originally posted by dryhump
Granted, you own every chess book worth owning. Your game never improves, however, because you don't understand most of them.

I wish I could get my hands on those sobs that dissected my giant balls.

Ta-da! You have your hands on all of the people who strapped you to the dissection tables (one for you and one for your nuts). However they are all dead, and you get no satisfaction from mutilating their corpses.

I wish more people would post on this thread.

Originally posted by beatlemania
Ta-da! You have your hands on all of the people who strapped you to the dissection tables (one for you and one for your nuts). However they are all dead, and you get no satisfaction from mutilating their corpses.

I wish more people would post on this thread.

Shazaam! More people post on this thread. Unfortunately, your wishes are corrupted so many times that you go crazy and drown yourself in the fluid that oozed out of somebody's giant nuts.

I wish I had a plastic bag full of computer keys. And they can be mine, I don't care. 😉