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Bill Clinton, John Kerry and George Bush are captured by terrorists
and told they will be executed by a firing squad at dawn the next morning.

Just as the sun is rising the next day, Clinton is placed against the wall.

Just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, Earthquake!"

The firing squad falls into a panic, Bill jumps over the wall and escapes
in the confusion.

John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before
the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad
falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall, thus making his escape.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He thinks,
"I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."

As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his
direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, .............."Fire!"

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bush is stupid we get it

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Originally posted by trevor33
bush is stupid we get it
But , then again, so were Kerry and Clinton.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
But , then again, so were Kerry and Clinton.
i liked clinton

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Originally posted by trevor33
i liked clinton
Yeah, all he did was sell us out to China, rob us blind and blame the Republicans for any problems. Clinton also leaves a death trail behind him that don't quit.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Yeah, all he did was sell us out to China, rob us blind and blame the Republicans for any problems. Clinton also leaves a death trail behind him that don't quit.
Say what you will, he's a smart redneck bugger.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Yeah, all he did was sell us out to China, rob us blind and blame the Republicans for any problems. Clinton also leaves a death trail behind him that don't quit.
explain

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Plus, he likes cigars 😉

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Plus, he likes cigars 😉
As is cigars weren't already stinky enough.

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I did not have sexsssial relations with that woman....Miss Lewinsky.



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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I did not have sexsssial relations with that woman....Miss Lewinsky.



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That sounds more like a Bush quote. 😕

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My one wish in life is Monica is made a saint. She and Bill did wonderful things together and enabled the pres to sleep easy at night. We owe her a lot, and as Pres go, Bill should be the father of our country and several unnamed others.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
But , then again, so were Kerry and Clinton.
Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar.

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Originally posted by Evil Pawn 666
My one wish in life is Monica is made a saint. She and Bill did wonderful things together and enabled the pres to sleep easy at night. We owe her a lot, and as Pres go, Bill should be the father of our country and several unnamed others.
I totally agree. Plus, I like big hair.

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