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Anyone out there like country music?

Here are some examples of classic song lyrics

THE BEST OF THE WORST
COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win.

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and
Cryin' Over You

10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do
Miss Him.

14. Please Bypass This Heart.

15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

SHEER CLASS!!

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Anyone out there like country music?

Here are some examples of classic song lyrics

THE BEST OF THE WORST
COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, ...[text shortened]... n Our Kids Are So Ugly.

16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

SHEER CLASS!!
Yep, and all the music stores in Picadilly Circus can't keep the records in stock fast enough...😀

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Ian- how could you forget 2 of the old time classics: You Broke My Heart,So I Broke Your Jaw,and She was Bred in ol' Kentucky,But She's Just A Crumb Up Here. Still bring a tear to my eye when I hear them.

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Here's another one-She's Got Time On Her Hands,Cheatin' On Her Mind,Liquor On Her Breath. I love those tender old ballads!😏

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Originally posted by sundown316
Here's another one-She's Got Time On Her Hands,Cheatin' On Her Mind,Liquor On Her Breath. I love those tender old ballads!😏
I'm missing you terribly, but my aim is getting better

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Yep, and all the music stores in Picadilly Circus can't keep the records in stock fast enough...😀
Meaning?................................

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OK, we all know country music will never be Bach. Nor will it ever be the Stones. And since they already know how bad it sucks, they had an ingenius idea to perpetuate this bastardization of art/music. Enter the likes of Shania Twain and honey while you're out there trying to sing, would you please shake yo' ass. Much obliged.

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Meaning?................................
Meaning nothing except those musical quips you posted are NOT lyrics to TRUE country music. True country music is Bluegrass which is folk music that hillbillys from Kentucky/West Virginia/ Virginia/Tennessee started playing in the 19th century for entertainment. It is a pure and soulful sound sung from the heart and reflecting love of God and family. The crap that passes for country music, i.e. Shania Twain et al, is pop/rock-country that is here today and gone tomorrow...comparing today's "country music" to authentic Bluegrass music is like comparing Euro-techno rock music to Led Zeppelin...can't be done

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Doesn't the disdain towards ordinary people play a major part in the liking/disliking of Country Music ?

Isn't it true that the American Dream denies class differences and doesn't the American Dream hold the illusion that class differences can be overcome by everybody who is prepared to work hard and have a succesful career ?

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Ian Pickering,

You present yourself as liberal or progressive on this site and at the same time you are showing contempt towards ordinary people whose interests you want to represent. Am I wrong ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Doesn't the disdain towards ordinary people play a major part in the liking/disliking of Country Music ?

Isn't it true that the American Dream denies class differences and doesn't the American Dream hold the illusion that class differences can be overcome by everybody who is prepared to work hard and have a succesful career ?
Not at all unless you are a snob and think you are better than eveybody else. People from Royals to trailer trash like country music.

Not neccesarily...you can take the boy out of the "country/ghetto", but you can't take the "country/ghetto" out of the boy no mater how successful they become

I can see where the conception that class differences cannot be overcome, for example: a case where a black doctor is pulled over for driving a mercedes benz and mistaken for a drug dealer...but for the most part, the American dream is no illusion and if you are willing to work hard, you can be successful...just ask the 100,000s of immigrants who come here daily....🙂

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...music that hillbillys from Kentucky/West Virginia/ Virginia/Tennessee started playing in the 19th century for entertainment ... reflecting love of God and family
and them hillbillys sure know about loving their families <yuk yuk yuk!!>😉

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Ian Pickering,

You present yourself as liberal or progressive on this site and at the same time you are showing contempt towards ordinary people whose interests you want to represent. Am I wrong ?
Yes

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
and them hillbillys sure know about loving their families <yuk yuk yuk!!>😉
This made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

A Hillbilly family's only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came back home. They were sitting around the dinner table when the dad said, ''Well son, you done gone to college so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?''

''Ok, Pa'', the son said then, ''Pi R squared.''

After a moment the Dad said, ''Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.''

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Yes

I see, you're not liberal or progressive. Were do you stand politically ?

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