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Darvlay's Departure, April '09

Darvlay's Departure, April '09

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Well, as GB stated, he 'enjoyed playing rough'.

I'd think you'd want to extricate yourself from any closer involvement in the personal life of these two gentlemen.
Wise advice, Bosse, to a fine gent who seems to have a penchant for wading in well over his head and way beyond his effective weight class.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
"...haz he just gone fer a beer???

Perhaps he has just nipped out for a Proscuitto sandwich.

Darvlays Last Post: :'(
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24 Apr '09 16:22 :: 0 recommendations

Best sandwich: Proscuitto

Worst sandwich: Feces


Thread: Best & Worst Forum: General
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Greenpawn34, if you would be so kind as to formulate either the "Proscuitto Attack" and/or the "Feces Defense" I'll play them this month.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Feces Defense"
reminds me of skunk i once encountered...

friendly lil bugger...
until i moved e4...


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
The dewy-eyed rationalizing threads and posts of dismay and shock regarding his departure were emotionally driven and ignored terms of service.
If you didn't realize most of the 'Darvlay' threads were a type of satire of community bannings, then I grossly misjudged your intellect.

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Originally posted by Crowley
If you didn't realize most of the 'Darvlay' threads were a type of satire of community bannings, then I grossly misjudged your intellect.
...and that makes YOU stupid.

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Originally posted by Crowley
If you didn't realize most of the 'Darvlay' threads were a type of satire of community bannings, then I grossly misjudged your intellect.
Yes, Crowley, satire does often serve as a palliative which deals with the painful symptoms. Let's not deny or dismiss that emotional pain.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Greenpawn34, if you would be so kind as to formulate either the "Proscuitto Attack" and/or the "Feces Defense" I'll play them this month.



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Hi Gramps.

Well I was thinking of inventing a Darvlay Opening.

But am busy at the moment carving the words of his last post
into the rock at Edinburgh Castle.

....who was this guy?

And more importantly, how are we ever going to get by without him?

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Originally posted by greenpawn34


....who was this guy?

People who know, know.

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Hmmmmmm......

And how do I to get to know one of these people who know who to know.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Hmmmmmm......

And how do I to get to know one of these people who know who to know.
Take the 4pm bus to Center St.

Get off the bus where the old barn used to be.

There you must pose as a homeless man.

When the old woman comes by and offers you warm bedding and food, tell her you have no money, so can not accept her kind offer.

Next, when the tin-can collector comes by ask him if he has any spare change. (he always says yes) Thank him for his generosity and tell him you only wish you could re-pay him.

He will tell you everything you need to know about Darv. At least this is how I found out.

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Cheers.

I'm on my way. I know where it is.
It was me that set fire to the old barn.

good - I hate being left out of things.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Hi Gramps.

Well I was thinking of inventing a Darvlay Opening.

But am busy at the moment carving the words of his last post
into the rock at Edinburgh Castle.

#1 ....who was this guy?

And more importantly, #2 how are we ever going to get by without him?
#1. Just another notoriously pretty face and frame to some; to others a unique and full statured 21st Century radiation baby; and to others

a world class smart a$$ with a sphinctered brain; and to fewer than a few a vulnerable human being grateful for a few friends. #2. Move on.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#1. Just another notoriously pretty face and frame to some; to others a unique and full statured 21st Century radiation baby; and to others

a world class smart a$$ with a sphinctered brain; and to fewer than a few a vulnerable human being grateful for a few friends. #2. Move on.
Sounds like I would have gotten on OK with him. But Alas....

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Sounds like I would have gotten on OK with him. But Alas....
Please carve out sufficient time for chess pioneer work which, hopefully, will include the "Proscuitto Attack" and "Feces Defense" in his honor.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please carve out sufficient time for chess pioneer work which, hopefully, will include the "Proscuitto Attack" and "Feces Defense" in his honor.
Gonna be hard Gramps.

Practically every legal move has a name.

Can do something with Feces variation but it's such a horrible word.

Yuk! Now my keyboard smells after typing it.

What is a Proscuitto anyway.

I tried googling it - it said:

"Darvlay's last words."

(would Darvlay have liked that one or am I way off course?)

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