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Say you were to die, would your wife get a refund on your subscription?

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Originally posted by tvc15
Say you were to die, would your wife get a refund on your subscription?
What kind of question is that? A little distasteful, wouldn't you say? Do you plan on dying anytime soon, or what?

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Seeing how you don't have a star anyway, you don't have anything to worry about.

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only if you've taken out RHP Insurance Cover (and they won't pay in the event of suicide or acts of God, war etc).

EDIT: they also won't cover you if you are swallowed up by your TV🙄😉

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Originally posted by dfm65
EDIT: they also won't cover you if you are swallowed up by your TV🙄😉
The fate of the majority, sadly.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
The fate of the majority, sadly.
Including you, I'm afraid. Better luck in the next life, if you believe in such things.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Including you, I'm afraid. Better luck in the next life, if you believe in such things.
Nope, you're wrong. I stopped watching TV in 2002.


(Don't panic. You're most likely going to be wrong on many occasions.)

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Nope, you're wrong. I stopped watching TV in 2002.


(Don't panic. You're most likely going to be wrong on many occasions.)
Indeed, I can be wrong on many occasions. You on the other hand are wrong nearly all the time; and unfortunately for you, there isn't a straight-jacket big enough for one such as you.

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Originally posted by dfm65
only if you've taken out RHP Insurance Cover (and they won't pay in the event of suicide or acts of God, war etc).

EDIT: they also won't cover you if you are swallowed up by your TV🙄😉
Nice one.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
...there isn't a straight-jacket big enough for one such as you.
Then all I can suggest is that you be on your guard.

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I believe in reincarnation so my subscription is automatically renewed.

RTh

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
I believe in reincarnation so my subscription is automatically renewed.

RTh
Even if you come back as a snail?

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i was human in a former life

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Even if you come back as a snail?
or even worse.... a bowmann...

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Originally posted by tvc15
Say you were to die, would your wife get a refund on your subscription?
would your wife get a refund

ooooh I feel offended. What happens when I die? Who gets my money back? What happens when I reach Nirwana? Can I play on rhp from there? If so, does spiritual assistance (that of other dead people) count as outside help? Can you kick a dead person off rhp? What If I manipulate my opponents when I'm a ghost? Is that against the ToS? Are thwre computers in Nirwana? If not, are there any in Heaven? If yes, is it to late to become a Christian? Is it more likely to be reincarnated as a BIG CAT or a muffin? Can I choose, or is it randomly assigned? And how long til I can come up with a decent move in my 38 waiting games?

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