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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I can't smell my own breath. I can't get my nose close enough to my mouth.
Clasp your palms. Take them to your nose. Breathe out of your mouth into your palms. Inhale immediately through your nostrils. Prior to doing this put some Aramis on your fingers. You shall discover that you do not have bad breath.

If you don't have Aramis, try dung! 😏

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comes mostly from the food you eat.

Your stomach digests the food, certain chemicals from the food get into your blood stream, the blood gets pumped around into the lining of your lungs and is absorbed into the air in your lungs as you exhale.

When you talk you are exhaling air from your lungs. The only way to stop the bad breath is to chew a masking agent like gum that releases more odourous chemicals that overpower the chemicals coming from your lungs.

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And of the throat too. As we get older, we form flaps of skin in the throat, which harbour 'gunk', decomposing food and saliva. Nice.

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What does any of this have to do with my pathological hatred for close-talkers who smell like they just chowed down on a *h*t sandwich?

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Originally posted by PBE6
What does any of this have to do with my pathological hatred for close-talkers who smell like they just chowed down on a *h*t sandwich?
It's not their fault...give 'em some love and pass the dentyne.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
And of the throat too. As we get older, we form flaps of skin in the throat, which harbour 'gunk', decomposing food and saliva. Nice.
Seriously?
I had a Google but couldn't find specifics, just symptoms.

Since my teens, I've been aware of a specific point in my throat ... I'm most aware of it after alcohol-induced vomiting (seldom being ill vomiting)....I'd always put it down to my throat getting scratched or whatever because of the "violence" of the Urge To Purge....

Now I'm really paranoid about my breath, thanks 😠

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Originally posted by Zadadka
Seriously?
I had a Google but couldn't find specifics, just symptoms.

Since my teens, I've been aware of a specific point in my throat ... I'm most aware of it after alcohol-induced vomiting (seldom being ill vomiting)....I'd always put it down to my throat getting scratched or whatever because of the "violence" of the Urge To Purge....

Now I'm really paranoid about my breath, thanks 😠
Just google 'flaps of skin in the throat'. And voila.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Just google 'flaps of skin in the throat'. And voila.
As I said, that only yielded symptoms, not an actual condition.
Help a fool out...gimme a link please? 🙂

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tonsil+Turd

Didn't know whether to laugh or puke.

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Originally posted by Zadadka
As I said, that only yielded symptoms, not an actual condition.
Help a fool out...gimme a link please? 🙂
I just 'saw it on a television program once'. 😞
Sorry it may not be true, but I had no reason to doubt it at the time. I don't think there is a specific name for the condition, other than ageing. All of our skin gets wrinkly when we age, as the elastin in it breaks down. The throat is no exception to this rule.
Voici voila, alli alla!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
And of the throat too. As we get older, we form flaps of skin in the throat, which harbour 'gunk', decomposing food and saliva. Nice.
Nothing a good sweeping doesn't fix. Maybe you have a discreet and curious male in your life?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I just 'saw it on a television program once'. 😞
Sorry it may not be true, but I had no reason to doubt it at the time. I don't think there is a specific name for the condition, other than ageing. All of our skin gets wrinkly when we age, as the elastin in it breaks down. The throat is no exception to this rule.
Voici voila, alli alla!
Oooh....you had me going too.... 😕

(Reverts to thinking Smaug is the more likely on the money)

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