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Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

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A thread for sayings that make you seem like you just fell off the turnip truck.

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He's sweatin like a sinner in church.

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Oww .. and .. Where'd the turnips go?

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trabajar en estados unidos apesta

working in the USA sucks, I fell off the truck

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The Ohio train derailment is not about the government repealing a law that would've made rail companies use better brakes in 2017, no, it's about one politician being gay and woke in 2023.

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@fmf said
The Ohio train derailment is not about the government repealing a law that would've made rail companies use better brakes in 2017, no, it's about one politician being gay and woke in 2023.
Accidents happen.

I'm sure your mother explained that to you.

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@endlame said
Accidents happen.
Thanks for posting something fully in the spirit of the OP!

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@fmf said
Thanks for posting something fully in the spirit of the OP!
Where the hell are the turnips?

I've got sauces brewing!

Where are the turnips!!!

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@endlame said
Where the hell are the turnips?

I've got sauces brewing!

Where are the turnips!!!
They are STILL on the truck.

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So how much are your turnips and do you have big bags of onions?

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@gambrel said
So how much are your turnips and do you have big bags of onions?
Actually, we refer to spoken word items that are NOT Onions as Parsnips.

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Turnips for sale.

Get your turnips.

€2 a turnip, buy two for €3.

Get your turnips.

Turnips for sale.

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@endlame said
trabajar en estados unidos apesta

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Con tu burro?

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@a-unique-nickname said
Turnips for sale.

Get your turnips.

€2 a turnip, buy two for €3.

Get your turnips.

Turnips for sale.
But aren't your turnips a mile down the road on the back of the truck you fell off? Are you asking me to invest in Turnip Futures?

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Buy my turnips or I will duff you up.

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