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23 Jun 09
23 Jun 09
Originally posted by Bosse de Nagei think it's the pressure of not wanting to disappoint a whole room full of people - a bit like making a porn film, where you know that the fluffers, lighting guys, cameramen, the director and your co-stars' liveliehoods all depend on you.
Is it the chanting? the incense? the coughing from the back of the hall?
23 Jun 09
Originally posted by BlackampAh, I understand: the overwhelming sense of responsibility.
i think it's the pressure of not wanting to disappoint a whole room full of people - a bit like making a porn film, where you know that the fluffers, lighting guys, cameramen, the director and your co-stars' liveliehoods all depend on you.
23 Jun 09
Originally posted by Bosse de NageThat's why you'll be one of the many, many, sperm to FAIL sissy boy!
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.
How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
23 Jun 09
Originally posted by Bosse de NageI'll take a leap here and say many women find the multitudinous of sperm unnecessary. I'm sure the ovum doesn't dream the sperm's arrival in such an un-romantic fashion. It likely expects some flattery before the invasion, but alas, no. And besides, who can respect that? BILLIONS fail.
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.
How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
23 Jun 09
Originally posted by Bosse de Nagelmfao
I'm flattered at your estimation of my prowess, but 'uncountable billions' of occasions stretches credibility an iota too far.
no, no - i meant 'uncountable billions of sperm cells' - i.e however many million per ejaculation, multiplied over a lifetime
23 Jun 09
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Originally posted by Bosse de NageI suppose it's more likely that an agressively expansive race of sperm angels show up from the void, than a bunch of long tail hippies who'll more likely still chill back on their twin home planets when the push comes to shove.
I'm mildly distressed by the aggression displayed by the sperm in this thread. Perhaps the sperm of some cultures would be less hostile.
How does the ovum dream the sperm to come, I wonder?
then again, half of the blueprints a human doesn't make. a sperm is not a boy and an ovum is not a girl, which also makes the angelic part quite fitting in its asexuality. but my point is, is the assumption of aggressive sperm valid to begin with? maybe it's the ova who's broadcasting the message, and the message is: "YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
24 Jun 09
A sperm is only use an ovum to reproduce itslf.
18 years later billions and billions of new spermes has been produced. Or if the y chromosome didn't stick, another thousands ova is produced to be ready to be used for other sperms.
What about the human body? Oh, that's is only an intermediary.