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Do ova view sperm as angels?

Do ova view sperm as angels?

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Originally posted by Palynka
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Dancing on the head of a pin...
Disquieting. Musical. Yes!

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
A sperm is only use an ovum to reproduce itslf.

18 years later billions and billions of new spermes has been produced. Or if the y chromosome didn't stick, another thousands ova is produced to be ready to be used for other sperms.

What about the human body? Oh, that's is only an intermediary.
that one sperm is only a microscopic exception. practically all of the sperm is lost wandering into the dark void, endlessly recanting their heavenly message. it seem obvious their true purpose is to sing their mantra in the inner space until enlightment: "G-A-T-T-A-C-A! G-A-T-T-A-C-A!"

it's the sound of all things in creation, the all-pervading song.

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Originally posted by wormwood
that one sperm is only a microscopic exception. practically all of the sperm is lost wandering into the dark void, endlessly recanting their heavenly message. it seem obvious their true purpose is to sing their mantra in the inner space until enlightment: "G-A-T-T-A-C-A! G-A-T-T-A-C-A!"

it's the sound of all things in creation, the all-pervading song.
What of the 'dark sperm' who refuse the call and do not leave their chambers?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Would the ovum see incoming sperm as angelic messengers from a higher plane? Just a question that occurred to me while munching on some chips.
Possibly.

Come on guys its a long way to the ovum, we have just passed the tonsils 😛

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If you really are wondering about the intricacies of being a sperm, guess what?

I've found us a game - http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-sperm-race/articles/the-great-sperm-race-game

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What of the 'dark sperm' who refuse the call and do not leave their chambers?
they'll get a stern talking to from their fellow sperm:

"look, this is no time to doubt our mission. you took an oath when you entered sperm training school, to fertilize an ovum, or die trying!"

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What of the 'dark sperm' who refuse the call and do not leave their chambers?
Like the pope ones, you mean?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Did you want them to?
No, but a real man's sperm would slip around the latex, hold it's breath in the spermicide, force open the gates and make it happen anyway! Just imagine if Chuck Norris was with some woman...if she lived she'd be automatically preggers, even if she's a sterile man in drag.

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
A sperm is only use an ovum to reproduce itslf.

18 years later billions and billions of new spermes has been produced. Or if the y chromosome didn't stick, another thousands ova is produced to be ready to be used for other sperms.

What about the human body? Oh, that's is only an intermediary.
I also enjoy looking at humanity with those lenses. I think two things made me see it that way...one was the annoying right wingers asking "when does human life start" (it started millions of years ago and never stopped) as well as studying plants that had different haploid and diploid forms.

We just exist for the sperm and eggs to reproduce themselve....

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The eternal "Egg or Hen" question can easily be replaced with:
"What came first? An Egg or a Sperm?"

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