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Do snails have sex?

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Originally posted by Seitse
How do you know?
If I had a kid every time I masturbated... believe me... it would be hell.

Seitse
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Originally posted by shavixmir
If I had a kid every time I masturbated... believe me... it would be hell.
Have you ever wondered how loved kleenex must feel?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Have you ever wondered how loved kleenex must feel?
(sic)

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Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, if they don't, in my fish tank I have two porn stars
disguised as snails going at it hard and dirty all day long.

It's been a month, and day on day off, the 2 snails I bought
to clean the fish tank have been "glued" to each other.

This morning the fish tank walls appear covered with what
it seems an army of little eggs or baby snails.

The horror!
They have sex quite often, and they never need additional lubrication.

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sorozatgyilkos

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I think I could turn
and live with animals.

They are so placid
and self-contained.

They do not lie awake in the dark
and weep for their sins.

They do not make me sick
discussing their duty to God.

Not one of them kneels to another
or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago.

Not one of them is... respectable
- or unhappy

all over the earth.

rookie54
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wildly content...

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Originally posted by Mathurine
I think I could turn
and live with animals.

They are so placid
and self-contained.

They do not lie awake in the dark
and weep for their sins.

They do not make me sick
discussing their duty to God.

Not one of them kneels to another
or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago.

Not one of them is... respectable
- or unhappy

all over the earth.
if i were to share this poetry elsewhere, should i credit you az the author???

rookie

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
You're probably confusing male snails with some of the posters in the general forum. They're called dick heads.

Sorry moderators, the devil made me do it. :-)

zeeblebot

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snails on trackballs!

fat, dumb, and happy!!!

http://www.spluch.com/2011/02/african-snails-used-sewage-plant.html

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