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Suzianne
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If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
Life Skills the topic?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/04/life-skills-ivanka-trump-thich-nhat-hanh_n_2341108.html
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apathist
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We were hoping for signals, but you shot that down.

s

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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
if the man follows you to the door, he is making sure you leave

shortcircuit
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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
Hell, I thought the couch was going to catch fire due to the friction anyway!!

It was fun though, you have to admit!! 😉

Suzianne
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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Hell, I thought the couch was going to catch fire due to the friction anyway!!

It was fun though, you have to admit!! 😉
You're not supposed to kiss and tell.

😉

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You're not supposed to kiss and tell.

😉
I think Lance Armstrong was able to find some people to *iss and sell though.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
It can't be that wrong to err on the optimistic side.

So this kind of advice isn't very useful.

Tell us the signs she does "want you and can't bear for you to go." Especially the subtle signs, like shoestring tackles*.

*edit: ...a tackle made around the ankles of the ball carrier. (Dictionary.com)

m
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Originally posted by Suzianne
You're not supposed to kiss and tell.

😉
You two broke into my home and burned it away on my couch?.... 😲

That's disgusting.

You didn't even pay for the damage to the doors. :'(

-m.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
And for the girls:

Don't take guys upstairs to your bedroom for sex if you think they are pyromaniacs.

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by divegeester
And for the girls:

Don't take guys upstairs to your bedroom for sex if you think they are pyromaniacs.
... or into verbal pyrotechnics.

j

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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
Some baggage issues????

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Suzianne
If she follows you to the door, it's not that she wants you and can't bear for you to go, it's just that she doesn't trust you enough to not set fire to the couch on the way out.
Sounds like someone has some issues. 😛 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Sounds like someone has some issues. 😛 😉
I have issues of National Geographic and Smithsonian on my coffee table, if that helps.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I have issues of National Geographic and Smithsonian on my coffee table, if that helps.
I just knew that when the words baggage and issues came up

you'd be back.

Go on, tell us all the juicy bits. All the sordid stories of your past.

You naughty girl.

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