Dumbest ever quiz show answers

Originally posted by Red Night
who are 4 people who have never been in my kitchen.

the Paris version: who are four people who have never been between my legs?

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"worlds" should have an apostrophe, Frank: "world's".😛

sorry, i couldn't resist.😞 i tried, but i couldn't.😳😞😞

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
the Paris version: who are four people who have never been between my legs?

Still pathologically fixated below the waist? Hmm. Even 'down under'

with effort may rise above. C'mon, Dave. You're better than that!

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Still pathologically fixated below the waist? Hmm. Even 'down under'

with effort may rise above. C'mon, Dave. You're better than that!

i may be "down under" gramps, but at least i can "get it up".

do you find sexual references threatening? there's nothing inferior at all about sexual humour. sex is much a part of our lives as more cerebral pursuits such as chess (well, some peoples' lives at least), and just as worthy. you're trapped in a medieval Judeo-Christian mindeset, i think, that sees sex as a 'temptation of the flesh', an impediment to the spiritual work of getting closer to god. well, i don't see it that way.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
i may be "down under" gramps, but at least i can "get it up".

do you find sexual references threatening? there's nothing inferior at all about sexual humour. sex is much a part of our lives as more cerebral pursuits such as chess (well, some peoples' lives at least), and just as worthy. you're trapped in a medieval Judeo-Christian mindeset, i think, t ediment to the spiritual work of getting closer to god. well, i don't see it that way.

Dave, please listen up. Let's be real clear. Fantastic daily sex was one
of God's two wedding gifts to Adam and Isha (later, after the Fall,
re-named Eve) along with perfect environment in the Garden of Eden.

Its sole purpose was recreation... a vacation, so to speak, without
ever leaving home. Only later did it assume the secondary purpose
of procreation and child bearing to perpetuate the human race.

God Almighty approves of SEX. He designed it, for goodness sakes,
as one of many expressions of soul love between one man and one
woman who soulishly and anatomically fit perfectly in union together.

Point is simply that it's a private matter. Any code of honor dictates
that any man with any degree of manhood does not indulge his ego
with 'kiss and tell'. Why? Respect for both himself and for the lady
who has surrendered her inviolate and irreplaceable treasure to him.

It's all an issue of right person, time and place, nobility and mutual
respect. It is so incredibly fulfilling... just sort of a little sad to witness
the gift of meaningful sex being cheapened in public when it should
be cherished in private by a younger generation being led astray.

A man's intermittent waist-high preoccupation spells lack of fulfillment.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Oh, Frank, why are you not present in both presidential debates?

Having a "senior moment" are ya gramps? Stay inside. You're probably hungry and cold and can't figure out where your home is. We will call the authorities.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
"worlds" should have an apostrophe, Frank: "world's".😛

sorry, i couldn't resist.😞 i tried, but i couldn't.😳😞😞

I've got your "worlds" (pl) hanging. That would explaing the cleft in your chin...

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Having a "senior moment" are ya gramps? Stay inside. You're probably hungry and cold and can't figure out where your home is. We will call the authorities.

Just tried to express appreciation for the way you cut through the games playing crap and made a few worthwhile points. -Bobby


Edit: Next time we tussle I'll bring my lunch to the rowdy cafe...

---------------😀😀 --------- (long bar in rainy town). Go Patriots!

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
i may be "down under" gramps, but at least i can "get it up".

do you find sexual references threatening? there's nothing inferior at all about sexual humour. sex is much a part of our lives as more cerebral pursuits such as chess (well, some peoples' lives at least), and just as worthy. you're trapped in a medieval Judeo-Christian mindeset, i think, t ...[text shortened]... ediment to the spiritual work of getting closer to god. well, i don't see it that way.

Oi smarty pants.... with a zip that can't go any further down, past your chin cos darky has your throat filled and you can't choke any more than you are;

1. What's a mindeset?.... after laying into Frank and trying to be Victor Mature.

2. Who are you to make accusations about person's religion when you know nothing about it?

3. So you go to Australia. So what? I've been around the world pal and know a lot more about the bush than you do!

What happened to you?

I hope he takes it out soon and lets you speak in an honest fashion of your former self, instead of typing what's now dribbling down your esophagus! 😏

Originally posted by mikelom
Oi smarty pants.... with a zip that can't go any further down, past your chin cos darky has your throat filled and you can't choke any more than you are;

1. What's a mindeset?.... after laying into Frank and trying to be Victor Mature.

2. Who are you to make accusations about person's religion when you know nothing about it?

3. So you go to Australi ashion of your former self, instead of typing what's now dribbling down your esophagus! 😏

you're funny. no, really, you are.

this is how i imagine an 'evil grampy' post would read.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Dave, please listen up. Let's be real clear. Fantastic daily sex was one
of God's two wedding gifts to Adam and Isha (later, after the Fall,
re-named Eve) along with perfect environment in the Garden of Eden.

Its sole purpose was recreation... a vacation, so to speak, without
ever leaving home. Only later did it assume the secondary purpose
of p led astray.

A man's intermittent waist-high preoccupation spells lack of fulfillment.

first, the whole 'Adam and Eve' thing is just a creation myth, ok? no further correspondence will be entered into. we evolved from apes. get over it. and there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that sex was ever solely recreational - it's always been the means by which the species perpetuated itself. of course, particular sex acts might be soley recreational.

second, why are you talking about 'kiss and tell'? no-one's done that here, have they? i certainly haven't.

third, yes sex can be part of a meaningful and loving relationship, but it doesn't have to be. sometimes it's just something to do. as for "inviolate and irreplaceable treasure" do you mean her virginity or her girly bits?

A man's intermittent waist-high preoccupation spells lack of fulfillment.
well, you'd better go tell Eddie Murphy, Billy Connelly, Richard Pryor and all the thousands of other comedians who make sexually-related jokes. Even the Seinfeld show made frequent use of sexual humour, including topics such as masturbation, fake orgasms and so on. Are these guys all 'unfulfilled'? and why is there such a huge audience for their work. one of the funniest things i have ever seen is Billy Connelly live talking about having sex while wearing three condoms (complete with vigourous pelvic thrusting).

Originally posted by Frank Burns
I've got your "worlds" (pl) hanging. That would explaing the cleft in your chin...

i'd reply, but i have no idea what you're talking about.

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Calm down, it wasn't your question I was questioning, and I was genuinely curious and baffled about it. I'd still like to know what he meant by it and what five instruments he was talking about.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Just tried to express appreciation for the way you cut through the games playing crap and made a few worthwhile points. -Bobby


Edit: Next time we tussle I'll bring my lunch to the rowdy cafe...

---------------😀😀 --------- (long bar in rainy town). Go Patriots!

Sorry Gramps, I was emotionally stimulated at the time and it brings out my inner arse orifice. Which I kind of dig. I'm not mad at you buddy. Thanks.

Welcome to Erff,
Frank