electing to become a white man

..i am blue emotionally...stip away my skin and it is all teal and birdy blue sinew

I forgot to mention you should by a complete complement of Haggar slacks with the expanding waistband.

Originally posted by reinfeld
electing to become a white man

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....

Originally posted by Fleabitten


5) The ability to shut up in a movie theatre[/b]

in fact being really pissed off but not agressive at someone who does talk in a movie theatre is a good one.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
1) The inability to dance

2) A liking for mac and cheese (liking mayo helps as well, but is not a definite requirement

3) The ability to swim

4) A preference for ice hockey over basketball

5) The ability to shut up in a movie theatre

Originally posted by adramforall
5000 gallons of white paint filling a glass container large enough to fit you into.

You have to stay submerged until the paint dries.

😛

Originally posted by reinfeld
but what about fred astaire...he was very white and he could dance up a storm