OK, here's a few elephant funnies; some good, some not-so.
Why do elephants wear red jandals?
So they can hide under the strawberries.
Why do elephants wear green jandals?
In case they have to hide on a billiard table.
Ever see an elephant hiding on a billiard table?
No - then its a pretty good disguise.
How do you know if there's an elephant is in your refridgerator?
He leaves his bicycle outside.
How do you know if an elephant has been in your refridgerator?
He leaves his footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there's an elephant in your milkshake?
His genitals float to the top.
Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?
So they can leap into the trees and rape the apes.
What's the sound apes most fear?
Boinng boinnng boinnng.
Whats the black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
thats all .skeeter
Originally posted by flexmoreYes., this is all very rude.
you lot are all rude,
the real reason is that three feet simultaneously on the ground gives a stable base from which to move the fourth.
you should all be moderated out.
No wonder elephants left the chess board a long time ago ...
How to Catch a White Elephant
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.
After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin (with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muffin without rasins. Drop the muffin as usual. When the white elephant finds out that the muffin lacks raisins, it will darken in anger. And then you catch it the same way you catch an ordinary grey elephant.
Fjord
Originally posted by fjordThats pretty funny.
Yes., this is all very rude.
No wonder elephants left the chess board a long time ago ...
How to Catch a White Elephant
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, an ...[text shortened]... in anger. And then you catch it the same way you catch an ordinary grey elephant.
Fjord