This thread is now about midgets.
The Midgets are the result of the evolution of the common big toe (circa 3,000,000 B.C.E.). After years of being stepped on, the earliest midgets detached from their hosts and went into the wild. These "toes" were to remain hidden for the next million years. Some went wild 'to the max', and these midgets are now refered to as Feral Midgets. Please note that while they're small & annoying like midgets, Ewoks are more closely related to Oompah Loompahs.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Midget
Originally posted by schakuhrMidgets huh. Hmm.
[b]This thread is now about midgets.
The Midgets are the result of the evolution of the common big toe (circa 3,000,000 B.C.E.). After years of being stepped on, the earliest midgets detached from their hosts and went into the wild. These "toes" were to remain hidden for the next million years. Some went wild 'to the max', and these midgets are now r ...[text shortened]... , Ewoks are more closely related to Oompah Loompahs.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Midget[/b]