08 Dec 20
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I have so far thought of only these ones;
"I'm terrified of responsibility"
"Illegal drugs are just great, don't you think?"
"I promise not to do anything to go back to jail yet again"
"I'm not delusional. If you don't believe me, just ask bugs bunny and his friends; They'll back me up!"
"When you give me bonus pay, can you give it to me in the form of prostituting your wife to me rather than in the form of money?"
Please add to this list...
08 Dec 20
@humy
"So what is it that you actually do here?"
"I just thought why not aim low, life's too short."
"Are those all your own teeth?"
08 Dec 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidOnly if you don't take your servants with you! 😉 😛
Do you mind if I smoke?
Is it okay if I pitch my tent in your car park?
-VR
08 Dec 20
@humy saidmy skills at picking chastity belt locks are unparalleled
I have so far thought of only these ones;
"I'm terrified of responsibility"
"Illegal drugs are just great, don't you think?"
"I promise not to do anything to go back to jail yet again"
"I'm not delusional. If you don't believe me, just ask bugs bunny and his friends; They'll back me up!"
"When you give me bonus pay, can you give it to me in the form of prostituting your wife to me rather than in the form of money?"
Please add to this list...
08 Dec 20
@cheesemaster saidThat is a great example of comment you really should NOT make in a job interview.
Can you tell my parole officer that this interview took place last Friday between 9pm and 10pm?
That would help out a lot.
-VR
08 Dec 20
@hells-caretaker said🤣🤣🤣
What's your worst skill?
Honesty.
That's no that's not what I meant😒
I don't give a $hit what you think😑